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      <title><![CDATA[Green Room: When Punk Spat in Death’s Face (And Death Blinked)]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jeremy Saulnier turns a skinhead dive bar into a slaughterhouse of tension. **Patrick Stewart** as a refined Nazi: evil in a tuxedo. 95 minutes of pure claustrophobic dread.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hard Candy: The Saccharine Aftertaste of Revenge]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Elliot Page delivers a jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching masterclass in vigilante justice]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[It Follows: The Horror That Walks Slow and Gets You (Because You Can’t)]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Robert Mitchell delivers a sexual nightmare with heart-stopping long takes and a monster that doesn’t need to run to scare the living hell out of you. Claqueta Ácida dissects its genius—and its stumbles.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Normal: The Village That Promised to Be a Thriller and Ended Up a Propofol Daydream]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/normal-el-pueblo-que-no-era-tan-normal</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ben Wheatley and Derek Kolstad team up to craft a rural thriller that crashes and burns in the ditch of boredom. Where’s the crime? Where’s the tension? Claqueta Ácida uncovers the grim truth.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ben Wheatley and Derek Kolstad team up to craft a rural thriller that crashes and burns in the ditch of boredom. Where’s the crime? Where’s the tension? Claqueta Ácida uncovers the grim truth.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[A Ghost Story: The Specter Nobody Asked For (And, Deep Down, Nobody Really Wanted)]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Lowery turns a car crash into a sheet-clad ghost and IKEA-level existentialism. 87 minutes of static shots, cheesecake, and awkward silence. Art or a nap with subtitles?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[David Lowery turns a car crash into a sheet-clad ghost and IKEA-level existentialism. 87 minutes of static shots, cheesecake, and awkward silence. Art or a nap with subtitles?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Devil’s Bath: Veronika Franz and the Hell That Smells of Beeswax and Catholic Guilt]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-bano-del-diablo-veronika-franz-y-el-infierno-rural</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Agnes drowns in honey and sin in this 18th-century baroque nightmare. Veronika Franz delivers a gothic penny dreadful of silence and blood. Masterpiece or visual self-flagellation? We dissect it for you.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Agnes drowns in honey and sin in this 18th-century baroque nightmare. Veronika Franz delivers a gothic penny dreadful of silence and blood. Masterpiece or visual self-flagellation? We dissect it for you.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Azrael: The Sacrifice No One Asked For (And the World Definitely Didn’t Need)]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[E.L. Katz and Simon Barrett serve up a pretentious gore feast with Satanic self-help manual dialogue. Art? Not a chance. Fun? Only if your kink is boredom with knives.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[E.L. Katz and Simon Barrett serve up a pretentious gore feast with Satanic self-help manual dialogue. Art? Not a chance. Fun? Only if your kink is boredom with knives.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Eden Lake: When Hell Wears a School Uniform and Acne]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/eden-lake-el-bosque-donde-el-terror-se-viste-de-realidad</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[James Watkins turns a romantic weekend into a nightmare of flesh and screams. Social slasher or survival manual for deep England? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of sweat and sadism.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Maligno: The Twist That Couldn’t Save James Wan from Himself]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/maligno-el-giro-que-no-salvo-a-james-wan-de-si-mismo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[James Wan attempts a nightmare-worthy *plot twist*, but ends up delivering a cringe-fest of epic proportions. Is this art or the autopsy of a dying subgenre?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[James Wan attempts a nightmare-worthy *plot twist*, but ends up delivering a cringe-fest of epic proportions. Is this art or the autopsy of a dying subgenre?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Peninsula: The Sequel That Missed the Zombie Low-Budget Train]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/peninsula-la-secuela-que-no-necesitaba-ningun-tren</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yeon Sang-ho recycles his formula with more flaming cars and fewer brain cells. Train to Busan 2? More like 'Train to Nowhere' in this peninsula of squandered potential.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yeon Sang-ho recycles his formula with more flaming cars and fewer brain cells. Train to Busan 2? More like 'Train to Nowhere' in this peninsula of squandered potential.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Haunt: The Eternal Halloween of Screenwriters Who Ran Out of Ideas**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-casa-del-terror-haunt-el-fiasco-que-se-vistio-de-halloween</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Six friends enter a haunted house promising extreme terror. What emerges is a script so predictable even the killer dozes off. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic corpse.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Six friends enter a haunted house promising extreme terror. What emerges is a script so predictable even the killer dozes off. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic corpse.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Manticore: Carlos Vermut and His Pocket-Sized Monster (Or How to Love While Being a Bug)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/manticora-carlos-vermut-y-su-monstruo-de-bolsillo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Carlos Vermut delivers a viscous psychological thriller where love reeks of rot. Can a monster find affection in the breadline? Spoiler: no.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Carlos Vermut delivers a viscous psychological thriller where love reeks of rot. Can a monster find affection in the breadline? Spoiler: no.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Day of the Beast: When Hell Moved to Madrid (and Brought the Party)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-dia-de-la-bestia-una-fiesta-de-sangre-y-satanas-en-madrid</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Álex de la Iglesia turns the Apocalypse into an orgy of gore, black humor, and punk metal. Art or sacrilege? Acid Claquette decides.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Álex de la Iglesia turns the Apocalypse into an orgy of gore, black humor, and punk metal. Art or sacrilege? Acid Claquette decides.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Fog: When John Carpenter Took a Stroll Through the Limbo Between Gothic Terror and Unintentional Camp]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-niebla-john-carpenter-y-su-bruma-de-culto-entre-lo-sublime-y-lo-risible</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter weaves a fog that wavers between atmospheric suspense and unintentional ridiculousness. A gothic horror masterpiece or an unofficial prequel to *Scooby-Doo*?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter weaves a fog that wavers between atmospheric suspense and unintentional ridiculousness. A gothic horror masterpiece or an unofficial prequel to *Scooby-Doo*?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Mr. Mercedes: When the Thriller Morphs Into a Midday TV Movie]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/mr-mercedes-serie-de-television-que-no-sabe-que-es</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Brendan Gleeson tries to salvage a script that reeks of mothballs and a pace slower than a Mercedes stuck in 90s rush-hour traffic.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Hunt: Thomas Vinterberg and the Collective Hysteria We Deserve]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-caza-thomas-vinterberg-y-la-histeria-colectiva-que-nos-merecemos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mads Mikkelsen in a Danish nightmare of gossip, betrayal, and puritanical bullshit. Vinterberg delivers a social thriller as uncomfortable as it is necessary. Or is it just a mirror held up to our own stupidity?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[*It: Welcome to Derry*: The Prequel We Never Asked For (And Certainly Didn’t Deserve)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/it-bienvenidos-a-derry-la-precuela-que-no-necesitabamos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Andy Muschietti returns to Derry to spin the origin tale of Pennywise. Spoiler: the clown remains the only interesting thing in the room.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Andy Muschietti returns to Derry to spin the origin tale of Pennywise. Spoiler: the clown remains the only interesting thing in the room.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Oldboy: The Ritual of Revenge in Blood-Soaked Celluloid]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/old-boy-el-ritual-de-la-venganza-en-celuloide-sangriento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Park Chan-wook distills Korean venom in this revenge masterpiece: 15 years of imprisonment, a hammer, and a live octopus. Art or nightmare? You decide.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Park Chan-wook distills Korean venom in this revenge masterpiece: 15 years of imprisonment, a hammer, and a live octopus. Art or nightmare? You decide.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Alpha: The Tattoo That Left Us Scarred (And Not Exactly in an Artistic Way)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/alpha-de-julia-ducournau-el-tatuaje-que-nos-dejo-marcados</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau strikes again with Alpha, a teenage nightmare reeking of sweat, cheap ink, and squandered potential. A masterpiece or the autopsy of a poorly cured script?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau strikes again with Alpha, a teenage nightmare reeking of sweat, cheap ink, and squandered potential. A masterpiece or the autopsy of a poorly cured script?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[They Live: The Satire Capitalism Would Bury Alive (If It Hadn’t Already Sold It as Merchandise)]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter handed us a shattered mirror of alienating consumerism in 1988. Today, it’s a meme with legs, but its acid still burns hotter than a Monopoly bill on Wall Street.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter handed us a shattered mirror of alienating consumerism in 1988. Today, it’s a meme with legs, but its acid still burns hotter than a Monopoly bill on Wall Street.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Mother!: A Descent into the Abyss]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Claqueta Ácida’s most venomous takedown of Darren Aronofsky’s *Mother!*. A stroke of genius or a catastrophic misfire?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Through the Glass: A Dark Gaze into the Soul**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/tras-el-cristal</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing review of the 1986 Spanish film that dissects the darkness of the human soul with surgical precision and a whiff of burnt flesh.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing review of the 1986 Spanish film that dissects the darkness of the human soul with surgical precision and a whiff of burnt flesh.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Exhuma: Between the Sacred and the Supernaturally Rotten]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/exhuma</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, cinematic vivisection of Exhuma—a descent into mystery and the kind of unknown that leaves you smelling like a haunted crypt]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, cinematic vivisection of Exhuma—a descent into mystery and the kind of unknown that leaves you smelling like a haunted crypt]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Fall of the House of Usher: Mike Flanagan and His Corporate Gothic Drenched in Shareholder Blood]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-caida-de-la-casa-usher-mike-flanagan-y-su-gotico-corporativo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mike Flanagan turns Poe’s tale into a gothic soap opera with more skeletons in the closet than in the basement. Masterpiece or luxury telenovela? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of guilt, money, and rot.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Mike Flanagan turns Poe’s tale into a gothic soap opera with more skeletons in the closet than in the basement. Masterpiece or luxury telenovela? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of guilt, money, and rot.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Adolescence, Sex, and Death at Camp Miasma: The Slasher That Reeks of Teen Sweat and a Recycled Script]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/adolescencia-sexo-y-muerte-en-campamento-miasma</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jane Schoenbrun turns a summer camp into a dumpster fire of hormones and clichés. Art or autopsy of a dying subgenre?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Jane Schoenbrun turns a summer camp into a dumpster fire of hormones and clichés. Art or autopsy of a dying subgenre?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Killing of a Sacred Deer: Yorgos Lanthimos’ Gothic Ritual of Slow-Motion Dread]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-sacrificio-de-un-ciervo-sagrado-lanthimos-y-su-ritual-de-dolor</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lanthimos turns trauma into grand guignol opera with Farrell, Kidman, and a Barry Keoghan who stares into your soul like a rusted scalpel. Chamber cinema hurtling toward horror at a glacial pace.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Lanthimos turns trauma into grand guignol opera with Farrell, Kidman, and a Barry Keoghan who stares into your soul like a rusted scalpel. Chamber cinema hurtling toward horror at a glacial pace.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[*House of Wax*: The Wax Museum of Horrors Hollywood Forgot to Burn Down]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-casa-de-cera-remake-de-terror-para-masas-desorientadas</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jaume Collet-Serra turns a promising slasher into a melting wax theme park. Paris Hilton shines—just not with talent.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Jaume Collet-Serra turns a promising slasher into a melting wax theme park. Paris Hilton shines—just not with talent.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Night Cinema Learned to Dream in Blades]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pesadilla-en-elm-street-la-noche-que-el-cine-sangro</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Wes Craven unleashes terror’s most stylish monster: Freddy Krueger, the wet dream of the American nightmare. 91 minutes of fresh meat and razor-sharp metaphors.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Wes Craven unleashes terror’s most stylish monster: Freddy Krueger, the wet dream of the American nightmare. 91 minutes of fresh meat and razor-sharp metaphors.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Portraits of the Apocalypse: The Buenos Aires Zombie Who Didn’t Know He Was Dead (And Other Highbrow Trash Horrors)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/retratos-del-apocalipsis-el-zombie-que-no-sabia-que-estaba-muerto</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Nicanor Loreti turns the zombie apocalypse into an Argentine style exercise: cheap, effective, and oozing more personality than a barbecue in Constitución. A masterpiece? Hardly. An instant cult classic? Probably.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Nicanor Loreti turns the zombie apocalypse into an Argentine style exercise: cheap, effective, and oozing more personality than a barbecue in Constitución. A masterpiece? Hardly. An instant cult classic? Probably.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Manticore: The Monster We Live (and Would Rather Ignore)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/mantícora-el-monstruo-que-vivimos-y-no-queremos-ver</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Carlos Vermut delivers a psychological thriller packed with monsters far too human. As unsettling as it is essential, though it occasionally stumbles over its own pacing.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Carlos Vermut delivers a psychological thriller packed with monsters far too human. As unsettling as it is essential, though it occasionally stumbles over its own pacing.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Oddity: The Mannequin That Knows Too Much (And the Cinema That Forgot How to Scare)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/oddity-el-maniqui-que-sabe-demasiado</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Damian McCarthy delivers an Irish gothic thriller with nightmarish textures, but does it escape its own cabinet of curiosities or remain a museum of predictable horrors?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Damian McCarthy delivers an Irish gothic thriller with nightmarish textures, but does it escape its own cabinet of curiosities or remain a museum of predictable horrors?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[*Irreversible: Hell in Reverse (Or How Gaspar Noé Forced Us to Choke on Our Own Cinephile Vomit)*]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/irreversible-el-infierno-en-reversa-con-estilo-y-sin-alivio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[*Gaspar Noé gifts us 93 minutes of visual torture in *Irreversible*: dizzying long takes, violence that hurts, and an ending that redeems nothing. Art or sadism? You decide (but we already know the answer).*]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[*Gaspar Noé gifts us 93 minutes of visual torture in *Irreversible*: dizzying long takes, violence that hurts, and an ending that redeems nothing. Art or sadism? You decide (but we already know the answer).*]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Brown Bunny: The Most Sluggish, Most Miserable, and Most Self-Indulgent Joyride in Indie Cinema]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-brown-bunny-el-viaje-mas-aburrido-del-cine-independiente</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-brown-bunny-el-viaje-mas-aburrido-del-cine-independiente</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Vincent Gallo gifts us 90 minutes of excruciating silence, endless shots, and a real-life blowjob no one asked for. Art or autopsy?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Vincent Gallo gifts us 90 minutes of excruciating silence, endless shots, and a real-life blowjob no one asked for. Art or autopsy?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[As Above, So Below in Hell: A Descent into the Abyss of Mediocrity]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/asi-en-la-tierra-come-en-el-infierno-sin-acentos-guion</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/asi-en-la-tierra-come-en-el-infierno-sin-acentos-guion</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[A scathing deep-dive into the film that plunges into the darkest corners of the human psyche, only to resurface with demons that haunt us via a festival of clichés and a script so desperate it might as well be a cry for help.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing deep-dive into the film that plunges into the darkest corners of the human psyche, only to resurface with demons that haunt us via a festival of clichés and a script so desperate it might as well be a cry for help.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Lobster: Marriage as the Concentration Camp of Loneliness]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/langosta-la-distopia-del-amor-obligatorio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos turns love into a bureaucratic nightmare. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz shine in this dystopian satire that stings, amuses, and suffocates in equal measure.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos turns love into a bureaucratic nightmare. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz shine in this dystopian satire that stings, amuses, and suffocates in equal measure.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Slaughterhouse: The Cinematic Feast That Leaves Your Plate Spotless (and Your Stomach Empty)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/matadero-un-banquete-de-cine-que-no-alimenta</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Santiago Fillol serves up a rotten meat platter in 'Slaughterhouse': visual ambition, ravenous actors, and a script bleeding out across the Pampas. Is this art—or just a slaughterhouse of ideas?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Santiago Fillol serves up a rotten meat platter in 'Slaughterhouse': visual ambition, ravenous actors, and a script bleeding out across the Pampas. Is this art—or just a slaughterhouse of ideas?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Wedding Night 2: The Game Repeats, But the Scare’s Lost Its Bite]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/noche-de-bodas-2-ready-or-not-here-i-come</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Grace is back to reclaim a throne, but the script only offers plastic chairs. Is this bloody déjà vu worth the trip? Claqueta Ácida carves it open with a scalpel.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Grace is back to reclaim a throne, but the script only offers plastic chairs. Is this bloody déjà vu worth the trip? Claqueta Ácida carves it open with a scalpel.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Alpha: Julia Ducournau and the Tattoo That Saves Nothing]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/alpha-de-julia-ducournau-un-tatuaje-que-no-salva-nada</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau delivers a teen drama with body-and-soul pretensions, but all she manages is a poorly healed tattoo on the arm of French cinema.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau delivers a teen drama with body-and-soul pretensions, but all she manages is a poorly healed tattoo on the arm of French cinema.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Backrooms: A Descent into the Void]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/backrooms-la-puerta-al-abyss</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A film that flings wide the door to mystery and terror—if you dare to step through]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A film that flings wide the door to mystery and terror—if you dare to step through]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[An Andalusian Dog: The Slice That Lobotomized Cinema (And Left Us Blind with Genius)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/un-perro-andaluz-el-corte-que-cambio-el-cine-para-siempre</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Buñuel and Dalí eviscerate surrealism in 16 minutes of blood-soaked celluloid. Masterpiece or Freudian nightmare with a razor? Here’s the acidic verdict.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Buñuel and Dalí eviscerate surrealism in 16 minutes of blood-soaked celluloid. Masterpiece or Freudian nightmare with a razor? Here’s the acidic verdict.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/a-ghost-story-florencia-caceres-folk-horror-minimalista</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/autopsy-2008-la-autopsia-de-un-desastre-cinematografico</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/buffet-libre-el-banquete-de-los-cliches-asiaticos-en-salsa-espanola</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/buffet-libre-el-festin-de-la-vergüenza</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/razas-de-noche</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/samakdo-el-archipielago-de-los-tres-males</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-red-mask-la-mascarada-del-terror-de-cartulina</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-waiting-man-el-hombre-que-nunca-llego-a-ser-cine</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/urubu-pelicula-2020</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yesterday-island-el-paraíso-que-nunca-fue</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Bugonia: The Cosmic Snatch**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/bugonia</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Two young men convinced an executive is an alien kidnap her. Will they save Earth—or just their own delusions?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Two young men convinced an executive is an alien kidnap her. Will they save Earth—or just their own delusions?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[*Exit 8*: The Horror Station That Can’t Find Its Way Out (And Neither Can You)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/exit-8-la-estacion-del-horror-que-no-sabe-salir-de-si-misma</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Genki Kawamura adapts *The Exit 8* video game with more loops than a politician’s campaign promises. Will it escape the purgatory of J-horror, or is it doomed to linger in its own terminal?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Genki Kawamura adapts *The Exit 8* video game with more loops than a politician’s campaign promises. Will it escape the purgatory of J-horror, or is it doomed to linger in its own terminal?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Night Passenger: A Roadside Nightmare (Or How to Pick Up the Devil Without Really Trying)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-pasajero-nocturno</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, pitch-black critique of the horror flick 'Night Passenger'—where cinematic analysis meets the kind of wit that leaves third-degree burns.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, pitch-black critique of the horror flick 'Night Passenger'—where cinematic analysis meets the kind of wit that leaves third-degree burns.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Good Boy: The Dog That Saved No One (Not Even Itself)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/good-boy-el-perro-que-no-salvo-a-nadie-ni-a-si-mismo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A supernatural canine stars in a film that barks up the wrong tree. *Claqueta Ácida* dissects this rural dud with the precision of a scalpel in a slaughterhouse.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A supernatural canine stars in a film that barks up the wrong tree. *Claqueta Ácida* dissects this rural dud with the precision of a scalpel in a slaughterhouse.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Boarding School: A Dormitory of Dread]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-residencia</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Boarding School (1969), a film that revives terror within the walls of a girls' boarding school—where repression and sadism dance a waltz in crinoline]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Bloody Dawn of Modern Terror (Or How Tobe Hooper Gifted Us Nightmares with a Chainsaw and Zero Budget)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-matanza-de-texas-el-amanecer-sangriento-del-terror-moderno</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Tobe Hooper turned $140,000 and an abandoned slaughterhouse into hell on Earth. Claqueta Ácida dissects this horror classic with a chainsaw, pitch-black humor, and a devotion to bloodstained celluloid.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Tobe Hooper turned $140,000 and an abandoned slaughterhouse into hell on Earth. Claqueta Ácida dissects this horror classic with a chainsaw, pitch-black humor, and a devotion to bloodstained celluloid.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/luger-2025</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Coherence: The Night the Comet Shat the Bed]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/coherence-pelicula-2014</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[One night, one comet, and reality takes a nosedive into the toilet]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[One night, one comet, and reality takes a nosedive into the toilet]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Passenger: A Thriller That Runs Out of Gas at the Rest Stop]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-pasajera-un-viaje-en-furgoneta-hacia-la-nada</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Raúl Cerezo turns a promising concept into 91 minutes of tension that deflates faster than a used airbag. Canned scares or just plain narrative laziness?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Raúl Cerezo turns a promising concept into 91 minutes of tension that deflates faster than a used airbag. Canned scares or just plain narrative laziness?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[*Mandy*: Hell on Celluloid or How Cosmatos Turned a Garage Budget into a Psychedelic Nightmare]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/mandy-de-panos-cosmatos-el-infierno-en-celuloide-sangriento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Panos Cosmatos delivers a visual orgy of vengeance, acid, and chainsaws that makes Tarantino look like an altar boy. There’s no redemption here—just scorched flesh and demonic synthesizers.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Panos Cosmatos delivers a visual orgy of vengeance, acid, and chainsaws that makes Tarantino look like an altar boy. There’s no redemption here—just scorched flesh and demonic synthesizers.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Shrew's Nest: A Maze of Shadows That’ll Claustrophobically Haunt You]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/musaranas</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A visceral, gothic dissection of the 2014 Spanish horror gem that traps you in its damp, nightmarish walls—whether you like it or not.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A visceral, gothic dissection of the 2014 Spanish horror gem that traps you in its damp, nightmarish walls—whether you like it or not.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Evil: Juanma Bajo Ulloa and the Poetics of Analog Horror in the Age of Soulless Streaming]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-mal-juanma-bajo-ulloa-y-la-poetica-del-horror-analogico</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa returns with a gothic thriller that reeks of scorched celluloid and dried blood. Does *Evil* escape the folklore of domestic terror, or does it drown in its own symbolism?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa returns with a gothic thriller that reeks of scorched celluloid and dried blood. Does *Evil* escape the folklore of domestic terror, or does it drown in its own symbolism?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[He Who Lives by the Blade: Revenge as Bloody Poetry (And a Bit of a Stumble)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/quien-a-hierro-mata-la-venganza-en-estado-puro</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Paco Plaza delivers a Galician thriller with more bile than brilliance, where Luis Tosar shines amid a limp script and violence that leaves you wanting. Revenge or just routine?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Paco Plaza delivers a Galician thriller with more bile than brilliance, where Luis Tosar shines amid a limp script and violence that leaves you wanting. Revenge or just routine?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Changeling: The Odyssey of Grief in 8mm or How to Lose Your Kid and Find a Monster Under the Bed]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-changeling-la-odisea-del-dolor-en-8mm</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Apollo and Emma were living a fairy tale until folk horror reminded them that babies aren’t always what they seem. Or are they?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apollo and Emma were living a fairy tale until folk horror reminded them that babies aren’t always what they seem. Or are they?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[In the Mouth of Madness: When John Carpenter Swallowed Lovecraft (And Spat Out Our Sanity)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/en-la-boca-del-miedo-carpenter-y-el-horror-cosmico-que-nos-dejo-alucinados</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/en-la-boca-del-miedo-carpenter-y-el-horror-cosmico-que-nos-dejo-alucinados</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter delivers a Lovecraftian nightmare with Sam Neill teetering on the edge of the abyss. A masterpiece of cosmic horror or a self-parody with literary pretensions? Here’s the autopsy.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter delivers a Lovecraftian nightmare with Sam Neill teetering on the edge of the abyss. A masterpiece of cosmic horror or a self-parody with literary pretensions? Here’s the autopsy.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Life of Brian: The Satire That Spit in the Face of Hypocrisy (And Had Us Laughing Until We Bled)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-vida-de-brian-la-satira-que-escupio-en-la-cara-de-la-hipocresia</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-vida-de-brian-la-satira-que-escupio-en-la-cara-de-la-hipocresia</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Monty Python drives a dagger into religious sanctimony with a comedy so razor-sharp it still stings 45 years later. Blasphemy or brilliance? You decide (but we already know the answer).]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Monty Python drives a dagger into religious sanctimony with a comedy so razor-sharp it still stings 45 years later. Blasphemy or brilliance? You decide (but we already know the answer).]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**A Serbian Film: The Snuff That Thought It Was Art (and Ended Up a High-School Nightmare)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/a-serbian-film-el-snuff-que-se-creyo-obra-de-arte</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[**Srđan Spasojević serves up a depravity feast swinging between gratuitous shock and social commentary. Genius or pretentious trash? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with surgical precision.**]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[**Srđan Spasojević serves up a depravity feast swinging between gratuitous shock and social commentary. Genius or pretentious trash? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with surgical precision.**]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Crash: Cronenberg’s Carnal Collision That Left Us in a (Sexual) Coma]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/crash-cronenberg-y-el-choque-que-nos-dejo-en-coma</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Cronenberg turns a traffic accident into a carnival of flesh, metal, and perversion. Art or autopsy? Here’s the acidic verdict.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[David Cronenberg turns a traffic accident into a carnival of flesh, metal, and perversion. Art or autopsy? Here’s the acidic verdict.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Leviticus: The Exorcism That Floats Over the Void (Or How to Sell Smoke with Low-Budget Levitation)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/leviticus-el-exorcismo-que-flota-sobre-el-vacio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Adrian Chiarella delivers this 'Australian exorcism' that hovers between gothic pretension and unintentional absurdity. Art or autopsy of a soulless script?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Adrian Chiarella delivers this 'Australian exorcism' that hovers between gothic pretension and unintentional absurdity. Art or autopsy of a soulless script?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Descent: When Hell Wears the Shape of a Cave (and a Trauma)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-descent-una-cueva-de-terror-y-trauma-que-no-se-olvida</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Neil Marshall drags us into a pit of claustrophobia, blood, and monsters that look like amateurs next to human horror. Pure, uncut claustrophobia.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Neil Marshall drags us into a pit of claustrophobia, blood, and monsters that look like amateurs next to human horror. Pure, uncut claustrophobia.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026: FIN 'Bad Haircut' gana el festival]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-fin-bad-haircut-gana-el-festival</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[La película 'Bad Haircut' se corona como la Mejor Película en la tercera edición del Festival Internacional de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de Valladolid, mientras el jurado y la crítica mantienen opiniones encontradas sobre la calidad de la cinta.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[La película 'Bad Haircut' se corona como la Mejor Película en la tercera edición del Festival Internacional de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de Valladolid, mientras el jurado y la crítica mantienen opiniones encontradas sobre la calidad de la cinta.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Quantum Rave: The Neon Feast Nobody Asked For (And We All Deserved)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/cuantica-rave-el-festin-de-neones-que-nadie-pidio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Paco Campano serves us a cocktail of cheap psychedelia and rusted robotics in 'Quantum Rave.' Art or cosmic vomit? Claqueta Ácida decides with boxing gloves on.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Paco Campano serves us a cocktail of cheap psychedelia and rusted robotics in 'Quantum Rave.' Art or cosmic vomit? Claqueta Ácida decides with boxing gloves on.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Frankie, Maniac Woman: A Descent into the Abyss]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/frankie-maniac-woman</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, gut-punching critique of 2026’s most disturbing horror—if you dare to look]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, gut-punching critique of 2026’s most disturbing horror—if you dare to look]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Horror and Love: A Descent into the Heart of Cinematic Terror (and Cringe)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/horror-and-love</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing critique of *Horror and Love*, the film that blends terror and romance like a drunk chef mixing bleach and tequila—equally toxic, equally unforgettable.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing critique of *Horror and Love*, the film that blends terror and romance like a drunk chef mixing bleach and tequila—equally toxic, equally unforgettable.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Pinocchio’s Gone Off the Rails: The Wooden Abomination Disney Would Gladly Burn at the Stake**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pinocho-esta-desquiciado-el-engendro-de-frake-waterfield</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[**Rhys Frake-Waterfield turns the childhood classic into a gore-soaked nightmare starring Robert Englund and a Pinocchio that’d make Chucky weep. Art? No. Fun? Even less.**]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[**Rhys Frake-Waterfield turns the childhood classic into a gore-soaked nightmare starring Robert Englund and a Pinocchio that’d make Chucky weep. Art? No. Fun? Even less.**]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026 - Día 7: Noche de Terror y Locura]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-7-noche-de-terror-y-locura</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Un resumen de la segunda jornada del festival con películas como Horror and Love, Cuántica Rave, Pinocho está desquiciado y Frankie, Maniac Woman. Una noche llena de terror, locura y emociones fuertes.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Un resumen de la segunda jornada del festival con películas como Horror and Love, Cuántica Rave, Pinocho está desquiciado y Frankie, Maniac Woman. Una noche llena de terror, locura y emociones fuertes.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Appofeniacs: Silicon Valley’s Hangover in Low-Budget Nightmare Form]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/appofeniacs-la-resaca-de-la-era-digital</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Chris Marrs Piliero attempts to exorcise the demons of tech addiction with a script that reads like it was spat out by a TikTok algorithm. The result? A visual hangover more painful than a thousand fake likes.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Chris Marrs Piliero attempts to exorcise the demons of tech addiction with a script that reads like it was spat out by a TikTok algorithm. The result? A visual hangover more painful than a thousand fake likes.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel - A Missed Opportunity]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/janur-ireng-sewu-dino-the-prequel</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing review of the movie Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel, with irony and dark humor]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing review of the movie Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel, with irony and dark humor]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Lenore: The Rot of Existence**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/lenore-2026</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A psychological horror film that will make you question reality—if you can stomach the stench of its decay.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A psychological horror film that will make you question reality—if you can stomach the stench of its decay.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026 - Día 6: Terror psicológico y leyendas castellanas]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-6-terror-psicologico-y-leyendas-castellanas</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[El sexto día del Festival Internacional de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de Valladolid (PUFA) ofrece una variedad de estrenos y proyecciones, incluyendo 'Lenore', 'The Waiting Man' y 'Janur Ireng', que exploran el terror psicológico, la magia negra y la inteligencia artificial.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[El sexto día del Festival Internacional de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de Valladolid (PUFA) ofrece una variedad de estrenos y proyecciones, incluyendo 'Lenore', 'The Waiting Man' y 'Janur Ireng', que exploran el terror psicológico, la magia negra y la inteligencia artificial.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026 – Día 5: Loops temporales y el apetito de la locura]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-5-loops-temporales-y-el-apetito-de-la-locura</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[La quinta jornada de PUFA 2026 se caracterizó por películas de mente rotas, laberintos existenciales y comedia negra más salvaje, con títulos como Yesterday Island, The Red Mask, IAI y Buffet Libre.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[La quinta jornada de PUFA 2026 se caracterizó por películas de mente rotas, laberintos existenciales y comedia negra más salvaje, con títulos como Yesterday Island, The Red Mask, IAI y Buffet Libre.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Red Mask: A Visage of Dread**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-red-mask</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[**Claqueta Ácida’s evisceration of *The Red Mask*: A film that throbs with terror**]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[**Claqueta Ácida’s evisceration of *The Red Mask*: A film that throbs with terror**]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Yesterday Island: Paradise Found in the Cliché Swamp No One Asked For]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yesterday-island-el-paraiso-de-los-cliches-que-nadie-pidio</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yesterday-island-el-paraiso-de-los-cliches-que-nadie-pidio</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Sam Voutas gifts us a desert-island getaway engineered by a Netflix algorithm: predictable, dull, and starring actors plucked straight from a TikTok casting call.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sam Voutas gifts us a desert-island getaway engineered by a Netflix algorithm: predictable, dull, and starring actors plucked straight from a TikTok casting call.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Recuerdo querido]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yiai-el-fantasma-del-amor-que-no-se-deja-enterrar</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A Japanese supernatural drama that reeks of cheap incense and telenovela tears. A masterpiece of intimate terror or a kimono-clad exercise in self-indulgence?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A Japanese supernatural drama that reeks of cheap incense and telenovela tears. A masterpiece of intimate terror or a kimono-clad exercise in self-indulgence?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Bad Haircut: The Haircut Nobody Asked For and the Cinema Nobody Deserves]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/bad-haircut-el-corte-que-nadie-pidio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kyle Misak gifts us a 'hood thriller' with more dandruff than suspense and more clichés than hair in a brush. Dr. Cynicism dissects this disaster with a barber’s scalpel.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kyle Misak gifts us a 'hood thriller' with more dandruff than suspense and more clichés than hair in a brush. Dr. Cynicism dissects this disaster with a barber’s scalpel.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[All-You-Can-Eat: A Feast of Flesh, Shame, and Rotten Celluloid]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/buffet-libre-el-banquete-de-la-carne-y-la-vergüenza</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Zoe Berriatúa serves up a grotesque buffet of social gore and pitch-black humor in this all-you-can-eat orgy of bodies, guilt, and egg fried rice. Is it too raw, or just perfectly decomposed?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Zoe Berriatúa serves up a grotesque buffet of social gore and pitch-black humor in this all-you-can-eat orgy of bodies, guilt, and egg fried rice. Is it too raw, or just perfectly decomposed?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Capture: The Cinematic Dumpster Fire No One Asked For (Or Needed)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/capture-el-fiasco-que-nadie-pidio-ni-necesitaba</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bruce Wemple gifts us 85 minutes of amateur horror with actors lost in a script that reeks of 90s mothballs. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic corpse.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bruce Wemple gifts us 85 minutes of amateur horror with actors lost in a script that reeks of 90s mothballs. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic corpse.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Cruel Hands: The Australian Cinema’s Technical KO That Knocks Out the Audience (But Not Always with Style)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/cruel-hands-el-ko-tecnico-del-cine-australiano</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Al Kalyk serves up an Australian boxing drama with more sweat than technique. Mavournee Hazel shines, but the script stays in the gym and never steps into the ring. Is the fight worth it?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Al Kalyk serves up an Australian boxing drama with more sweat than technique. Mavournee Hazel shines, but the script stays in the gym and never steps into the ring. Is the fight worth it?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Grand Ciel: A Wasteland of Emotions]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/grand-ciel</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A devastating critique of Grand Ciel, the film that’ll leave you parched]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A devastating critique of Grand Ciel, the film that’ll leave you parched]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026 – Día 4: Crónicas de horror y suspense]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-4-cronicas-de-horror-y-suspense</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[La cuarta jornada de PUFA 2026 ofreció una mezcla intensa de horror, suspense y misticismo con películas como Grand Ciel, El llanto del perro, Cruel Hands y Samakdo. Cada una de ellas trajo consigo una experiencia única y emocionante para los asistentes al festival.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[La cuarta jornada de PUFA 2026 ofreció una mezcla intensa de horror, suspense y misticismo con películas como Grand Ciel, El llanto del perro, Cruel Hands y Samakdo. Cada una de ellas trajo consigo una experiencia única y emocionante para los asistentes al festival.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Babybacks: The Low-Budget Knockout Nobody Asked For (And We All Deserved)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/babybacks-el-fiasco-que-nadie-pidio-ni-necesitaba</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Geno Marx serves up a platter of rotten ribs in 'Babybacks,' a gore-laden disaster with more fat than script. Art? Not even in your wildest nightmares. Fun? Only if you enjoy pain.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Geno Marx serves up a platter of rotten ribs in 'Babybacks,' a gore-laden disaster with more fat than script. Art? Not even in your wildest nightmares. Fun? Only if you enjoy pain.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Killing Time]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/killing-time-un-folclore-coreano-que-no-logra-matar-el-aburrimiento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A dark fable by Jang Joon-yeop that dances between the poetic and the pretentious. A choreography of shadows and silences, but it lacks the teeth to bite.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A dark fable by Jang Joon-yeop that dances between the poetic and the pretentious. A choreography of shadows and silences, but it lacks the teeth to bite.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026 : Día 3: Delirios analógicos y paranoias de la mente]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-3-delirios-analogicos-y-paranoias-de-la-mente</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[El tercer día del Puerta Fantástica de Valladolid (PUFA 2026) se caracterizó por un viaje de contraste con cuatro películas que han dejado sin aliento al equipo de Claqueta Ácida.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[El tercer día del Puerta Fantástica de Valladolid (PUFA 2026) se caracterizó por un viaje de contraste con cuatro películas que han dejado sin aliento al equipo de Claqueta Ácida.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026: Día 1 - Entre sangre de ketchup, mitología y el espíritu de Chicho]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-cronica-completa-del-dia-1-entre-sangre-de-ketchup-mitologia-y-el-espiritu-de-chicho</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[El arranque de la tercera edición del PUFA (Pucela Fantástica) en los Cines Broadway demostró que el terror no solo está en las pantallas. Desde el caos inicial en el vestíbulo hasta las revelaciones e ironías de los discursos...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[El arranque de la tercera edición del PUFA (Pucela Fantástica) en los Cines Broadway demostró que el terror no solo está en las pantallas. Desde el caos inicial en el vestíbulo hasta las revelaciones e ironías de los discursos...]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[PUFA 2026: Día 2 - Nostalgia y Descubrimientos Sobresalientes]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pufa-2026-dia-2-nostalgia-y-descubrimientos-sobresalientes</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[El segundo día del festival de cine de género PUFA 2026 en Valladolid reúne clásicos perturbadores como '¿Quién puede matar a un niño?' con descubrimientos emocionantes como 'Went Up the Hill'.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[El segundo día del festival de cine de género PUFA 2026 en Valladolid reúne clásicos perturbadores como '¿Quién puede matar a un niño?' con descubrimientos emocionantes como 'Went Up the Hill'.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Who Can Kill a Child?: The Horror No Kid (or Adult) Should Ever See]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/quien-puede-matar-a-un-nino-chicho-ibanez-serrador-terror-infantil</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Chicho Ibáñez Serrador crafts this Spanish nightmare where children are the monsters. Corrupted innocence or pure evil? Claqueta Ácida dissects this cursed classic.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Chicho Ibáñez Serrador crafts this Spanish nightmare where children are the monsters. Corrupted innocence or pure evil? Claqueta Ácida dissects this cursed classic.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Went Up the Hill: The Thriller That Climbed the Slope Just to Tumble Down Like a Barrel of Clichés]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/went-up-the-hill-el-misterio-que-no-lo-era</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[An Australian mystery with more holes than a Swiss cheese and less tension than a telenovela episode. Claqueta Ácida dissects this suspense fiasco with a scalpel and a side of sarcasm.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[An Australian mystery with more holes than a Swiss cheese and less tension than a telenovela episode. Claqueta Ácida dissects this suspense fiasco with a scalpel and a side of sarcasm.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Insatiable: When Hunger Becomes a Feast of Ashes and Guilt]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/insaciable-el-hambre-que-nos-devora-desde-dentro</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Natalie Erika James serves a cold dish: a gothic nightmare about dysmorphia and ravenous ghosts. Too pretentious or just macabre enough?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Natalie Erika James serves a cold dish: a gothic nightmare about dysmorphia and ravenous ghosts. Too pretentious or just macabre enough?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Grandmother (La abuela): Paco Plaza’s Chilling and Brave Journey into the Horror of Decrepitude]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-abuela-el-exorcismo-de-paco-plaza-que-no-asusta-a-nadie</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Paco Plaza teams up with Carlos Vermut to deliver his most restrained and stylized film yet. A disturbing and beautifully crafted intergenerational duel between Almudena Amor and Vera Valdez that swaps cheap jump scares for the real horror of the passing of time. Here’s why this pivot to "art-house horror" earns a solid rating under our microscope. 💀]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Paco Plaza teams up with Carlos Vermut to deliver his most restrained and stylized film yet. A disturbing and beautifully crafted intergenerational duel between Almudena Amor and Vera Valdez that swaps cheap jump scares for the real horror of the passing of time. Here’s why this pivot to "art-house horror" earns a solid rating under our microscope. 💀]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Chime]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/chime-el-susurro-japones-que-nadie-pidio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[El Susurro Japonés que Nadie Pidió (y Todos Merecíamos Ignorar). Kiyoshi Kurosawa se adentra en el terror doméstico con 'Chime', una serie que susurra más de lo que grita y aburre más de lo que aterroriza. ¿Arte o siesta visual?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[El Susurro Japonés que Nadie Pidió (y Todos Merecíamos Ignorar). Kiyoshi Kurosawa se adentra en el terror doméstico con 'Chime', una serie que susurra más de lo que grita y aburre más de lo que aterroriza. ¿Arte o siesta visual?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Clown in a Cornfield]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/cosecha-sangrienta-el-payaso-que-sembró-el-terror-en-el-maiz</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Cuando el maíz se tiñe de rojo y el payaso Frendo siembra el terror con una sonrisa de oreja a oreja. Eli Craig cultiva el terror en un campo de maíz podrido: un payaso asesino, adolescentes insoportables y una cosecha de clichés.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Cuando el maíz se tiñe de rojo y el payaso Frendo siembra el terror con una sonrisa de oreja a oreja. Eli Craig cultiva el terror en un campo de maíz podrido: un payaso asesino, adolescentes insoportables y una cosecha de clichés.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Maldoror]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-dosier-maldoror-fabrice-du-welz-y-su-ballet-de-sombras</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz y su ballet de sombras en el infierno belga. Fabrice Du Welz firma un thriller gótico que oscila entre el virtuosismo visual y el exceso barroco. 155 minutos de pesadilla y obsesión.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz y su ballet de sombras en el infierno belga. Fabrice Du Welz firma un thriller gótico que oscila entre el virtuosismo visual y el exceso barroco. 155 minutos de pesadilla y obsesión.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Isle: Kim Ki-duk and Cinema as a Rusty Knife in the Throat]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-isla-kim-ki-duk-cine-coreano-que-desgarra-el-alma</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kim Ki-duk eviscerates Korea with *The Isle*: a visual poem of violence, silence, and love that stings more than a thousand razor blades. 9.0 out of sheer exquisite suffering.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kim Ki-duk eviscerates Korea with *The Isle*: a visual poem of violence, silence, and love that stings more than a thousand razor blades. 9.0 out of sheer exquisite suffering.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Influencer: Paradise Was Never the Case (Or How to Sell Smoke in 4K)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/influencer-el-paraiso-que-nunca-lo-fue</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Madison jets off to Thailand in search of 'authenticity' and stumbles into an Instagram thriller where likes taste like blood. Art or just self-promotion with a Valencia filter?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Madison jets off to Thailand in search of 'authenticity' and stumbles into an Instagram thriller where likes taste like blood. Art or just self-promotion with a Valencia filter?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Obsession: The Spell That Turned Love Into a Cheap Plastic Nightmare]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/obsesion-el-hechizo-que-convirtio-el-amor-en-pesadilla-de-plastico</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Curry Barker delivers this 'masterpiece' of teenage obsession with more holes than a Swiss cheese. Love or stalking? The line was never this blurry (or this poorly lit).]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Curry Barker delivers this 'masterpiece' of teenage obsession with more holes than a Swiss cheese. Love or stalking? The line was never this blurry (or this poorly lit).]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Thelma: Revenge Has Never Been This Sweet (Or This Slow, Like a Senior’s Scooter)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/thelma-la-venganza-nunca-ha-sido-tan-dulce-y-tan-vieja</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[June Squibb devours celluloid in this pitch-black comedy where Hollywood’s deadliest granny turns scammers into geriatric pulp. A lethal weapon or just a nap with a shotgun?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[June Squibb devours celluloid in this pitch-black comedy where Hollywood’s deadliest granny turns scammers into geriatric pulp. A lethal weapon or just a nap with a shotgun?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[American History X]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/american-history-x</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Un Viaje al Abismo del Odio. Crítica demoledora de la película que nos sumerge en el abismo del racismo y la violencia en una California fracturada.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Un Viaje al Abismo del Odio. Crítica demoledora de la película que nos sumerge en el abismo del racismo y la violencia en una California fracturada.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[American History X]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/american-history-x-un-viaje-al-abismo-del-odio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Un Viaje al Abismo del Odio. Crítica demoledora de la película que nos sumerge en el abismo del racismo y la violencia en una California fracturada.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Un Viaje al Abismo del Odio. Crítica demoledora de la película que nos sumerge en el abismo del racismo y la violencia en una California fracturada.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Eraserhead: Eraser Brain or How to Birth a Monster in Celluloid]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/eraserhead-cabeza-borradora-el-sueno-humedo-de-lynch</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Lynch turns fatherhood into an industrial nightmare of viscous textures and drowned screams in 89 minutes of pure analog body-horror. Art or cinematic miscarriage? We dissect it here.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[David Lynch turns fatherhood into an industrial nightmare of viscous textures and drowned screams in 89 minutes of pure analog body-horror. Art or cinematic miscarriage? We dissect it here.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Last Supper: A Feast That Left Us Hungry for Anything But Meat]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-last-supper-la-cena-que-nos-dejo-con-hambre</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Aleksandr Boikov serves up a gourmet horror menu in 'The Last Supper,' but the main course tastes like thin gruel. Art or self-indulgence? Valeria Von Doom carves it open with a scalpel.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Aleksandr Boikov serves up a gourmet horror menu in 'The Last Supper,' but the main course tastes like thin gruel. Art or self-indulgence? Valeria Von Doom carves it open with a scalpel.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Children of the Corn (1984): When Corn Becomes Your Local Video Store’s Newest Demon]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/los-chicos-del-maiz-1984-un-culto-de-mierda-con-estilo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fritz Kiersch gifts us a rural slasher with psychopathic kids, murderous cornfields, and a budget tighter than a VHS rewinder. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cult classic... only to bury it with full honors.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Fritz Kiersch gifts us a rural slasher with psychopathic kids, murderous cornfields, and a budget tighter than a VHS rewinder. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cult classic... only to bury it with full honors.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Heretic: The Cat-and-Mouse Game That Doesn’t Realize It’s the Mouse**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/heretic-el-juego-del-gato-y-el-raton-que-no-sabe-que-es-un-raton</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hugh Grant dons the disguise of a cultured villain in this A24 psychological thriller that promises terror and delivers a bingo card of clichés wrapped in self-help manual dialogue.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Hugh Grant dons the disguise of a cultured villain in this A24 psychological thriller that promises terror and delivers a bingo card of clichés wrapped in self-help manual dialogue.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Ugly Stepsister: The Fairy Tale That Forgot to Add the Sulfuric Acid]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-hermanastra-fea-cuento-de-hadas-con-acido-y-sin-principe</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Emilie Blichfeldt gifts us a plastic kingdom where beauty is tyranny and the dialogue sounds like a 1998 self-help manual. The result? A Scandinavian eyesore with more glitter than substance.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Emilie Blichfeldt gifts us a plastic kingdom where beauty is tyranny and the dialogue sounds like a 1998 self-help manual. The result? A Scandinavian eyesore with more glitter than substance.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Longlegs: Osgood Perkins’ Failed Exorcism and the Satanic FBI No One Asked For]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/longlegs-el-ritual-de-nicolas-cage-y-el-fbi-que-nadie-pidio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Nicolas Cage wallows in fake blood and bargain-bin symbolism while the FBI chases a serial killer who reeks of abandoned-church air freshener. Claqueta Ácida dissects Perkins’ ritual of cinematic self-flagellation.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Nicolas Cage wallows in fake blood and bargain-bin symbolism while the FBI chases a serial killer who reeks of abandoned-church air freshener. Claqueta Ácida dissects Perkins’ ritual of cinematic self-flagellation.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Baghead: A Nightmare in the Dark (And We Mean *Literal* Darkness)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/baghead-2023</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, gut-punch review of *Baghead*, the psychological thriller that drags you into the abyss—kicking, screaming, and probably tripping over your own feet.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, gut-punch review of *Baghead*, the psychological thriller that drags you into the abyss—kicking, screaming, and probably tripping over your own feet.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Wild Heart: The Soap Opera That Proved Melodrama Is the Only Genre That Could Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/corazon-salvaje-telenovela-mexicana-de-los-70-que-sobrevivio-al-tiempo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Angélica María and Fernando Allende in a 1977 Mexican telenovela that turned excess into art. A kitsch masterpiece or just another Televisa product? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with a scalpel and a smirk.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Angélica María and Fernando Allende in a 1977 Mexican telenovela that turned excess into art. A kitsch masterpiece or just another Televisa product? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with a scalpel and a smirk.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Swimmer: A Dive into Desperation]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-nadador</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A Claqueta Ácida-style roast of *The Swimmer*, a cinematic journey through the putrid depths of despair—where the American Dream drowns in chlorine and lies.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A Claqueta Ácida-style roast of *The Swimmer*, a cinematic journey through the putrid depths of despair—where the American Dream drowns in chlorine and lies.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Hunt (The Fall): Belfast, a Chessboard Where Everyone Loses**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-caza-the-fall-un-juego-de-sombras-y-cliches</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gillian Anderson and Jamie Dornan star in a psychological thriller that reeks of Nordic mothballs and cold cop-shop coffee. Art or autopsy of a spent genre?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Gillian Anderson and Jamie Dornan star in a psychological thriller that reeks of Nordic mothballs and cold cop-shop coffee. Art or autopsy of a spent genre?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Halloween Night: The Psychopath Born from a Shit Budget (And Saved Us from Mediocrity)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-noche-de-halloween-el-psicopata-que-nacio-en-un-presupuesto-de-mierda</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter turned $300,000 and a guy in a William Shatner mask into the slasher that redefined horror. Claqueta Ácida dissects its cheap genius.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter turned $300,000 and a guy in a William Shatner mask into the slasher that redefined horror. Claqueta Ácida dissects its cheap genius.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Night of the Living Dead: When Celluloid Rotted (And We Loved Every Second)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-noche-de-los-muertos-vivientes-el-amanecer-de-los-cadaveres</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[George A. Romero raised the dead in 1968 with bargain-bin corpses, syrup blood, and a script that chewed the American Dream down to the bone. 🧟♀️🔥]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[George A. Romero raised the dead in 1968 with bargain-bin corpses, syrup blood, and a script that chewed the American Dream down to the bone. 🧟♀️🔥]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Freaks: When the Big Top Becomes a Chamber of Horrors (and Humanity Checks Out)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-parada-de-los-monstruos-freaks-1932-el-circo-de-la-explotacion</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Tod Browning gifts us a freak show where the real monstrosity is human morality. 64 minutes of macabre genius that MGM tried to bury six feet under.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Tod Browning gifts us a freak show where the real monstrosity is human morality. 64 minutes of macabre genius that MGM tried to bury six feet under.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Mickey 17: Bong Joon-ho Clones His Genius (And Almost Succeeds)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/mickey-17-el-clon-que-nos-salvo-de-bong-joon-ho</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bong Joon-ho adapts a book of disposable clones with Robert Pattinson in a frozen planet. Masterpiece or cold calculation? Here's the autopsy.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bong Joon-ho adapts a book of disposable clones with Robert Pattinson in a frozen planet. Masterpiece or cold calculation? Here's the autopsy.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Mind Power: A Blood-Soaked X-Ray of the Brain]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/poder-mental</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A merciless dissection of 'Mind Power,' a body-horror gem that gnaws at your sanity]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A merciless dissection of 'Mind Power,' a body-horror gem that gnaws at your sanity]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Sirat: Trance in the Desert: Oliver Laxe Turns the Sahara into a Single-Take Ecstasy of Mystic Sweat and Existential Dread]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/sirat-trance-en-el-desierto-laxe-desierto-y-delirio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Oliver Laxe delivers a hypnotic masterpiece where the Moroccan desert becomes a character in its own right—sweaty, hallucinogenic, and transcendent. Raw, filthy, and pure cinema. 9/10.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Oliver Laxe delivers a hypnotic masterpiece where the Moroccan desert becomes a character in its own right—sweaty, hallucinogenic, and transcendent. Raw, filthy, and pure cinema. 9/10.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Toy Story 5: The Fall of the Plastic Gods or How Pixar Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/toy-story-5-la-caida-de-los-dioses-de-plastico</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Pixar sacrifices its soul on the altar of the algorithm with this fifth installment: Woody and Buzz become carnival attractions in a theme park called 'Nostalgia™'.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Pixar sacrifices its soul on the altar of the algorithm with this fifth installment: Woody and Buzz become carnival attractions in a theme park called 'Nostalgia™'.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Buried: 90 Minutes of Methodical Anguish, Where the Coffin is the Best Stage]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/buried-enterado-2010-cortes-rectos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ryan Reynolds buried alive in a pine box: 90 minutes of cinematic claustrophobia that redefines minimalist terror. Art or refined exploitation? Both, but with style.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ryan Reynolds buried alive in a pine box: 90 minutes of cinematic claustrophobia that redefines minimalist terror. Art or refined exploitation? Both, but with style.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Wicker Man: The Cinematic Ritual That Burns You Alive (And No, It’s Not a Metaphor)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-hombre-de-mimbre-el-ritual-del-cine-que-te-quema-vivo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Robin Hardy and Anthony Shaffer forged a pagan celluloid cult: 94 minutes of suffocating tension that choke you like the smoke of a sacrifice. Edward Woodward burns on screen. Will you accept the challenge?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robin Hardy and Anthony Shaffer forged a pagan celluloid cult: 94 minutes of suffocating tension that choke you like the smoke of a sacrifice. Edward Woodward burns on screen. Will you accept the challenge?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Birds: When the Sky Became a Feathered Slaughterhouse of Psychosis]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/los-pajaros-de-hitchcock-un-ataque-de-plumas-y-psicosis</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hitchcock turns birds into winged assassins in this ornithological nightmare. Masterpiece or feathered panic? Claqueta Ácida dissects the chaos.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Hitchcock turns birds into winged assassins in this ornithological nightmare. Masterpiece or feathered panic? Claqueta Ácida dissects the chaos.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Opera of Blood: Dario Argento’s Technicolor Nightmare Ballet]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/terror-en-la-opera-dario-argento-y-su-ballet-de-sangre</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dario Argento turns the opera house into a gothic slaughterhouse where the color red isn’t makeup—it’s a lifestyle. Masterpiece or self-parody? Claqueta Ácida dissects this macabre circus with surgical precision.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dario Argento turns the opera house into a gothic slaughterhouse where the color red isn’t makeup—it’s a lifestyle. Masterpiece or self-parody? Claqueta Ácida dissects this macabre circus with surgical precision.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Marrowbone's Secret: The House That Bleeds Memory (And Not Exactly From the Budget)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-secreto-de-marrowbone-la-casa-que-sangra-memoria</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sergio G. Sánchez crafts a gothic thriller with textures so rotten they reek of mothballs. Does it escape its own labyrinth of references, or does it drown in them?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sergio G. Sánchez crafts a gothic thriller with textures so rotten they reek of mothballs. Does it escape its own labyrinth of references, or does it drown in them?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Virgin of the Dustbowl: The Exorcism of Boredom No One Asked For]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-virgen-de-la-tosquera-el-exorcismo-del-aburrimiento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Laura Casabé adapts Mariana Enríquez with more sweat than terror. An Argentine summer that reeks of mosquito repellent and textbook clichés.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Laura Casabé adapts Mariana Enríquez with more sweat than terror. An Argentine summer that reeks of mosquito repellent and textbook clichés.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Others: The Phantom of the Victorian Opera in Light Gore (Or How Amenábar Sold Us Canned Fear with Class)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/los-otros-el-fantasma-de-la-opera-victoriana-en-versión-gore-light</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alejandro Amenábar turns a gothic manor into a labyrinth of curtains and whispers. Nicole Kidman shines, but the script reeks of mothballs. A scalpel-sharp critique.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alejandro Amenábar turns a gothic manor into a labyrinth of curtains and whispers. Nicole Kidman shines, but the script reeks of mothballs. A scalpel-sharp critique.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Oldboy (2013): The Remake That Should Never Have Been, or How Spike Lee Butchered a Classic with Style]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/oldboy-2013-el-remake-que-no-debio-ser</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spike Lee attempts to resurrect a Korean legend and ends up with a cinematic corpse—brimming with good intentions and cringeworthy dialogue. Revenge or secondhand embarrassment?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Spike Lee attempts to resurrect a Korean legend and ends up with a cinematic corpse—brimming with good intentions and cringeworthy dialogue. Revenge or secondhand embarrassment?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Verónica: The Eclipse of Dread]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/veronica-2017</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing critique of the horror flick *Verónica*, based on an unsolved—and deeply unsettling—real-life case]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing critique of the horror flick *Verónica*, based on an unsolved—and deeply unsettling—real-life case]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Omen: The Antichrist Who Saved Us from Boredom (and Sanity)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-profecia-el-anticristo-que-nos-salvo-del-aburrimiento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Richard Donner delivers a horror classic with more fangs than a vampire at a clearance sale. Damien Thorn: the most evil child since cinema discovered that evil reeks of sulfur and bargain-bin hairspray.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Richard Donner delivers a horror classic with more fangs than a vampire at a clearance sale. Damien Thorn: the most evil child since cinema discovered that evil reeks of sulfur and bargain-bin hairspray.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Lamb: The Beast That Consumes Us]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/lamb-2021</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing critique of the Icelandic film that will leave you speechless]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing critique of the Icelandic film that will leave you speechless]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Suspiria: The Ballet of Blood and Argento’s Delirium]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/suspiria-1977-el-ballet-de-la-sangre-y-el-delirio-argentiano</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dario Argento turns terror into a psychedelic light show drenched in guts. Claqueta Ácida dissects his masterpiece: art or technicolor nightmare?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dario Argento turns terror into a psychedelic light show drenched in guts. Claqueta Ácida dissects his masterpiece: art or technicolor nightmare?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Men: Alex Garland’s Celluloid Misogyny Cult or How He Drowns in His Own Symbolism]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/men-el-culto-a-la-misoginia-en-celuloide</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alex Garland delivers a rural horror pamphlet with more pretension than substance. Jessie Buckley suffers, the English woods throw a tantrum, and patriarchy disguises itself as allegory. Masterpiece or pretentious drivel?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alex Garland delivers a rural horror pamphlet with more pretension than substance. Jessie Buckley suffers, the English woods throw a tantrum, and patriarchy disguises itself as allegory. Masterpiece or pretentious drivel?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Pi: Faith in Chaos** – A Mind-Bending Descent into the Outer Limits of Sanity]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/pi-fe-en-el-caos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Max cracks the secret code behind the stock market in this 1998 fever-dream of a film—where math and madness collide like a Molotov cocktail in a petri dish.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Max cracks the secret code behind the stock market in this 1998 fever-dream of a film—where math and madness collide like a Molotov cocktail in a petri dish.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Give Her Back: Danny Philippou’s Ritual That’ll Leave You Breathless (and Dreamless)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/devueltemela-el-ritual-que-no-te-dejara-dormir</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Danny Philippou delivers an Australian horror masterpiece with long takes that reek of scorched celluloid and a Sally Hawkins who steals souls. Claqueta Ácida dissects his nightmare.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Danny Philippou delivers an Australian horror masterpiece with long takes that reek of scorched celluloid and a Sally Hawkins who steals souls. Claqueta Ácida dissects his nightmare.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Humane: The Family Euthanasia That Leaves Us Deader Than the Weather**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/humano-la-eutanasia-familiar-que-nos-deja-mas-muertos-que-el-clima</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[**Caitlin Cronenberg serves up this nightmare dinner where emotional cannibalism outdoes the ecological kind. Euthanasia or scam? Claqueta Ácida dissects the corpse.**]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[**Caitlin Cronenberg serves up this nightmare dinner where emotional cannibalism outdoes the ecological kind. Euthanasia or scam? Claqueta Ácida dissects the corpse.**]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Dining Room Side Table: The Ultimate Domestic Horror Bought on Installment]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-mesita-del-comedor</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Caye Casas delivers one of the most uncomfortable, cruel, and unbearable black comedies in the history of Spanish cinema—all thanks to a disastrous decorating decision.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Caye Casas delivers one of the most uncomfortable, cruel, and unbearable black comedies in the history of Spanish cinema—all thanks to a disastrous decorating decision.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Project Wolf Hunting: The Ship of Wolves Who Can’t Swim (and the Korean Cinema Drowning in Its Own Bile)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/project-wolf-hunting-el-barco-de-los-lobos-que-no-saben-nadar</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kim Hong-seon turns a prison mutiny at sea into a blood-soaked feast of shoddy CGI and recycled Korean clichés. Claqueta Ácida dissects this shipwreck with a vengeance.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kim Hong-seon turns a prison mutiny at sea into a blood-soaked feast of shoddy CGI and recycled Korean clichés. Claqueta Ácida dissects this shipwreck with a vengeance.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Yummy: The Meat Feast No One Ordered (And Everyone Would Puke Twice Over)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yummy-el-banquete-de-carne-que-nadie-pidio</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/yummy-el-banquete-de-carne-que-nadie-pidio</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Lars Damoiseaux serves up a low-budget zombie buffet with plastic surgeons more sinister than a 1970s operating room. Cheap blood, involuntary laughs, and a script that reeks of expired formaldehyde.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Lars Damoiseaux serves up a low-budget zombie buffet with plastic surgeons more sinister than a 1970s operating room. Cheap blood, involuntary laughs, and a script that reeks of expired formaldehyde.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hostel: The Vacation Paradise Where They Carve You Up with a Smile]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/hostel-el-sangriento-paraiso-del-turismo-extremo</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/hostel-el-sangriento-paraiso-del-turismo-extremo</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Eli Roth turns Slovakia into a backpacker slaughterhouse with this festive gore-fest that reeks of blood, sweat, and teenage testosterone. Art? Nope. Fun? Absolutely.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Eli Roth turns Slovakia into a backpacker slaughterhouse with this festive gore-fest that reeks of blood, sweat, and teenage testosterone. Art? Nope. Fun? Absolutely.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Mandy: A Nightmare Forged in Steel and Fire**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/mandy-2018</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[**Nicolas Cage embarks on a blood-soaked massacre**]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[**Nicolas Cage embarks on a blood-soaked massacre**]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Airbag: The Orgy of Chaos with Style (or How the '90s Taught Us to Laugh at Death)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/airbag-la-orgia-del-caos-con-estilo-de-los-90</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/airbag-la-orgia-del-caos-con-estilo-de-los-90</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa turns debauchery into art with this hallucinogenic road movie, where the air conditioning reeks of cheap whisky and the celluloid sweats testosterone. A cult gem that time hasn’t been able to rust.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa turns debauchery into art with this hallucinogenic road movie, where the air conditioning reeks of cheap whisky and the celluloid sweats testosterone. A cult gem that time hasn’t been able to rust.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Together: The Cave of Shattered Mirrors (or How Toxic Love Tastes Like Stagnant Water)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/together-la-cueva-de-los-espejos-rotos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dave Franco and Alison Brie sip from the chalice of codependency in this Australian psychological thriller that reeks of emotional sweat and bargain-bin CGI. Art or autopsy of a relationship?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave Franco and Alison Brie sip from the chalice of codependency in this Australian psychological thriller that reeks of emotional sweat and bargain-bin CGI. Art or autopsy of a relationship?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Caveat: A Wasteland of Nightmares**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/caveat-de-damian-mccarthy</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of Damian McCarthy’s 2021 psychological horror *Caveat*]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of Damian McCarthy’s 2021 psychological horror *Caveat*]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The House That Jack Built: A Descent into the Abyss]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-casa-de-jack</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lars von Trier drags us on a journey straight into the heart of darkness with *The House That Jack Built*. Will we survive the torrent of blood and madness?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Lars von Trier drags us on a journey straight into the heart of darkness with *The House That Jack Built*. Will we survive the torrent of blood and madness?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Timecrimes: The Loop That Dooms Us to Be (and Fuck Up) Ourselves**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/los-cronocrimenes-el-bucle-que-nos-condena-a-ser-nosotros-mismos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Nacho Vigalondo turns time travel into a labyrinth of flesh, blood, and idiotic decisions. 92 minutes of low-budget paranoia that outshine the entire *Terminator* saga combined.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Nacho Vigalondo turns time travel into a labyrinth of flesh, blood, and idiotic decisions. 92 minutes of low-budget paranoia that outshine the entire *Terminator* saga combined.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Primer: The Mind-Bending Descent into the Heart of Scientific Paranoia (Or How to Ruin Your Life with a Garage and a Quantum Physics Manual)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/primer-un-viaje-alucinante-al-corazon-de-la-paranoia-cientifica</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Shane Carruth turns a shoestring budget into a low-fi garage nightmare that’ll leave you more bewildered than a cat in a hall of mirrors. Science, betrayal, and bargain-bin sweat in 79 minutes of claustrophobic genius.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Shane Carruth turns a shoestring budget into a low-fi garage nightmare that’ll leave you more bewildered than a cat in a hall of mirrors. Science, betrayal, and bargain-bin sweat in 79 minutes of claustrophobic genius.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Cuando Acecha la Maldad: El puñetazo rural que redefinió el terror satánico contemporáneo]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/cuando-acecha-la-maldad</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Demian Rugna firma una obra maestra del horror rural sobre una epidemia de posesión demoníaca en la pampa argentina que destroza cualquier límite moral establecido.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Demian Rugna firma una obra maestra del horror rural sobre una epidemia de posesión demoníaca en la pampa argentina que destroza cualquier límite moral establecido.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Green Inferno: A Descent into the Heart of Darkness]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-infierno-verde</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[The most scathing, gut-wrenching takedown of *The Green Inferno*—a film that will make you question humanity itself]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The most scathing, gut-wrenching takedown of *The Green Inferno*—a film that will make you question humanity itself]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Escape: Rodrigo Cortés and the Wet Dream of Prison as a Luxury Resort**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/escape-rodrigo-cortes-y-su-carcel-de-carton-piedra</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Rodrigo Cortés delivers a prison thriller that reeks of mothballs and a screenwriting workshop script. Mario Casas shines, but not even he can salvage this self-help pamphlet with handcuffs.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Rodrigo Cortés delivers a prison thriller that reeks of mothballs and a screenwriting workshop script. Mario Casas shines, but not even he can salvage this self-help pamphlet with handcuffs.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Eastern Promises: A Dark Descent into the Mafia’s Black Heart**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/promesas-del-este</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing takedown of David Cronenberg’s *Eastern Promises*—where the only thing sharper than the knives is the director’s scalpel.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing takedown of David Cronenberg’s *Eastern Promises*—where the only thing sharper than the knives is the director’s scalpel.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Eyes Wide Shut: The Erotic Dream Kubrick Turned Into a Gothic Celluloid Nightmare**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/eyes-wide-shut-el-sueno-erotico-que-kubrick-convirtio-en-pesadilla</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Stanley Kubrick dissects marriage like a corpse on the autopsy table: with a silver scalpel, candlelight, and a Tom Cruise more lost than a vampire in an IKEA. 159 minutes of glacial hypnosis.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Stanley Kubrick dissects marriage like a corpse on the autopsy table: with a silver scalpel, candlelight, and a Tom Cruise more lost than a vampire in an IKEA. 159 minutes of glacial hypnosis.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[You're Gonna Die]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/te-van-a-matar</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Review of 'You're Gonna Die' with sarcasm and acidity]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Review of 'You're Gonna Die' with sarcasm and acidity]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Innocents: The Sinister Flip Side of Childhood Under the Nordic Sun’s Relentless Glare**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-innocents-eskil-vogt-el-culto-a-lo-incomodo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[What happens when childhood cruelty runs wild without adult supervision? Eskil Vogt plunges us into a suffocating daylight nightmare with *The Innocents*, a masterclass in psychological horror that spits in the face of Hollywood’s flashy gimmicks. Forget saccharine kid superheroes—here, psychic gifts are filmed with unflinching, skin-crawling realism. We dissect one of contemporary genre cinema’s boldest, most magnetic, and squirm-inducing offerings. A work of art or pretentious discomfort? Step right up and find out. 💀]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What happens when childhood cruelty runs wild without adult supervision? Eskil Vogt plunges us into a suffocating daylight nightmare with *The Innocents*, a masterclass in psychological horror that spits in the face of Hollywood’s flashy gimmicks. Forget saccharine kid superheroes—here, psychic gifts are filmed with unflinching, skin-crawling realism. We dissect one of contemporary genre cinema’s boldest, most magnetic, and squirm-inducing offerings. A work of art or pretentious discomfort? Step right up and find out. 💀]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Last of Us: Una odisea de pañuelos y hongos]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-last-of-us-review</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica ácida de la serie de HBO sobre un mundo post‑apocalíptico plagado de cordyceps y drama sentimental.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Crítica ácida de la serie de HBO sobre un mundo post‑apocalíptico plagado de cordyceps y drama sentimental.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Witch: Extreme Puritanism, Talking Goats, and Traditional Folklore**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-witch</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Robert Eggers made his debut with a rigorous and hypnotic gothic tale about the religious paranoia of a 17th-century settler family and the whispers of **Black Phillip**.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robert Eggers made his debut with a rigorous and hypnotic gothic tale about the religious paranoia of a 17th-century settler family and the whispers of **Black Phillip**.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Terrified: The Resurrection of Ghostly Cinema Under the Brutal Grit of Buenos Aires**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/aterrados-terrified</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Demian Rugna revolutionizes possession and poltergeist horror by transplanting it to a residential neighborhood in Buenos Aires, armed with a devastating sound design that pulverizes eardrums and sanity alike.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Demian Rugna revolutionizes possession and poltergeist horror by transplanting it to a residential neighborhood in Buenos Aires, armed with a devastating sound design that pulverizes eardrums and sanity alike.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**A Clockwork Orange: The Sweet, Rusty Aftertaste of Violent Haute Couture**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/a-clockwork-orange-revisada</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing review of Kubrick’s masterpiece, where ultraviolence and 60s fashion collide in a symphony of cinematic perversion.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing review of Kubrick’s masterpiece, where ultraviolence and 60s fashion collide in a symphony of cinematic perversion.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Village: The Twist That Wouldn’t Twist]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-bosque-la-villa-de-los-giros-que-no-giran</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[M. Night Shyamalan builds a cardboard village with bargain-bin monsters and a finale that reeks of mothballs. Roger Deakins lights up the tedium.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[M. Night Shyamalan builds a cardboard village with bargain-bin monsters and a finale that reeks of mothballs. Roger Deakins lights up the tedium.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[REC: The Scream that Fails to Impress]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/rec-2007-el-falso-found-footage-que-japon-nos-vendio-como-arte</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A ruthless autopsy of the overvalued work of Paco Plaza and Jaume Balagueró. Is it a revolution in terror or just another passage in the cinematic horror genre that confuses screams with art? We dismantle the myth of the most famous quarantine in Spanish cinema.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A ruthless autopsy of the overvalued work of Paco Plaza and Jaume Balagueró. Is it a revolution in terror or just another passage in the cinematic horror genre that confuses screams with art? We dismantle the myth of the most famous quarantine in Spanish cinema.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Furious: A Top-Tier Martial Slaughterhouse Sabotaged by Its Own Screenplay]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-furious-el-secuestro-que-no-salvara-hollywood</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Timo Tjahjanto unleashes another hyperviolent bloodbath under the banner of XYZ and Edko Films. Tiger Chen’s return and Yayan Ruhian’s feral mysticism gift us with razor-sharp choreography and a stellar visual package, but the alarming lack of dramatic pacing and a generic script riddled with clichés prevent this fistfest from becoming the instant classic it promised to be. We dissect the film’s physical triumphs and narrative shipwrecks in our latest acidic takedown.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Timo Tjahjanto unleashes another hyperviolent bloodbath under the banner of XYZ and Edko Films. Tiger Chen’s return and Yayan Ruhian’s feral mysticism gift us with razor-sharp choreography and a stellar visual package, but the alarming lack of dramatic pacing and a generic script riddled with clichés prevent this fistfest from becoming the instant classic it promised to be. We dissect the film’s physical triumphs and narrative shipwrecks in our latest acidic takedown.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Cube: The Deadly Trap]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/cube-la-trampa</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A ruthless analysis of the 1998 film that will keep you on the edge of your seat]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A ruthless analysis of the 1998 film that will keep you on the edge of your seat]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Flash: Un relámpago de incompetencia y escándalos]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-flash-2023-polemicas</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Análisis ácido del fiasco de 'The Flash' y la tormenta de polémicas que sacudió Hollywood.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Análisis ácido del fiasco de 'The Flash' y la tormenta de polémicas que sacudió Hollywood.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Time (Old): The Twist That Doesn't Twist, Or How M. Night Shyamalan Aged Worse Than His Characters]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/old-tiempo-el-giro-que-no-gira</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[M. Night Shyamalan signs off on a beach thriller that ages worse than its protagonists. A feast of predictable twists and dialogue that sounds like it's from a self-help manual for beachgoers.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[M. Night Shyamalan signs off on a beach thriller that ages worse than its protagonists. A feast of predictable twists and dialogue that sounds like it's from a self-help manual for beachgoers.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Taboo: The Empire of Shadows Where Tom Hardy Plays Ghost (and Almost Pulls It Off)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/taboo-la-oscuridad-que-tom-hardy-no-pudo-iluminar</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Tom Hardy rises from the dead to inherit an empire of rotting ships and enemies with grinning masks. Gothic masterpiece or soap opera in filthy coats? Claqueta Ácida dissects this shadowy feast.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Tom Hardy rises from the dead to inherit an empire of rotting ships and enemies with grinning masks. Gothic masterpiece or soap opera in filthy coats? Claqueta Ácida dissects this shadowy feast.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Crematorium: Ambition Without Borders]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/crematorio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, merciless roast of the series 'Crematorio'—where corruption isn’t just a theme, it’s the fucking air you breathe]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, merciless roast of the series 'Crematorio'—where corruption isn’t just a theme, it’s the fucking air you breathe]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Megalopolis: Ópera de Pretensión Metálica y el Arte de la Mediocridad Monumental]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/megalopolis-review-claqueta-acida</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica cáustica y extensa de Megalopolis (2024), la ambiciosa pseudo‑épica de Sam Mendes que intenta ser la 'catedral del cine' y termina en una ruina de CGI.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Crítica cáustica y extensa de Megalopolis (2024), la ambiciosa pseudo‑épica de Sam Mendes que intenta ser la 'catedral del cine' y termina en una ruina de CGI.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Across the Spider‑Verse: Un paseo de la telaraña sin chispas]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/spiderverse-across-2023-review</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Revisión ácida de la secuela animada que promete multiversos y entrega menos de lo que la web puede soportar]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Revisión ácida de la secuela animada que promete multiversos y entrega menos de lo que la web puede soportar]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Anatomy of a Fall: la telenovela jurídica del Cannes que quiso ser poesía y terminó en claustrofobia de salón de actos]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/anatomy-of-a-fall-review</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña cáustica de la Palme d'Or 2023, Anatomie d’une chute, con sarcasmo, ironía y notas de culpa cinematográfica.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña cáustica de la Palme d'Or 2023, Anatomie d’une chute, con sarcasmo, ironía y notas de culpa cinematográfica.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Festivales</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Six Feet Under: When the Family Drama Smells Like a Decadent Corpse]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/a-dos-metros-bajo-tierra-la-serie-que-entierro-el-drama-convenional</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[HBO served up this feast of familial dysfunction, pitch-black sarcasm, and metaphorical cadavers. Alan Ball dug a grave so deep we still haven’t clawed our way out.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[HBO served up this feast of familial dysfunction, pitch-black sarcasm, and metaphorical cadavers. Alan Ball dug a grave so deep we still haven’t clawed our way out.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[*Requiem for a Dream*: The Symphony of Collapse at 24 Frames Per Second]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/requiem-por-un-sueno-la-orgia-del-dolor-en-celuloide</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Darren Aronofsky turns addiction into a grotesque ballet of sweat, pixels, and shattered souls. A masterpiece that stings worse than heroin withdrawal.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Darren Aronofsky turns addiction into a grotesque ballet of sweat, pixels, and shattered souls. A masterpiece that stings worse than heroin withdrawal.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Perfect Heist: The Master Plan That Crumbled Like a House of Cards (or How Kubrick Taught Us Crime Doesn’t Pay, But Cinema Sure Does)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/atraco-perfecto-el-plan-maestro-que-se-desmorono-como-un-castillo-de-naipes</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Stanley Kubrick dismantles the noir genre with a heist that reeks of gasoline and betrayal. 83 minutes of surgical precision, actors sweating ambition, and an ending that tastes like ashes. A masterpiece or a cold stylistic exercise? We dissect it here.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Stanley Kubrick dismantles the noir genre with a heist that reeks of gasoline and betrayal. 83 minutes of surgical precision, actors sweating ambition, and an ending that tastes like ashes. A masterpiece or a cold stylistic exercise? We dissect it here.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Goliath: The Shadow of Justice]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/goliat</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A corrosive critique of the series Goliath, where justice is a game of power]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A corrosive critique of the series Goliath, where justice is a game of power]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Penguin: De la sombra del gárgola al brillo de neón barato]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-penguin-review</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña ácida de la serie de HBO Max 'The Penguin', el intento de glorificar al villano más feo de Gotham.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña ácida de la serie de HBO Max 'The Penguin', el intento de glorificar al villano más feo de Gotham.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Avatar: The Flood of Controversies Drowning Creativity]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/avatar-the-way-of-water-polemica</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[An acidic review of the environmental and commercial controversy surrounding James Cameron's ode to Pandora.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[An acidic review of the environmental and commercial controversy surrounding James Cameron's ode to Pandora.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Idol: A Parade of Scandal and Excess]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-idol-polemica</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Acidic analysis of the Amazon series and its meteoric collapse following the controversy on set.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Acidic analysis of the Amazon series and its meteoric collapse following the controversy on set.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Disclosure Day: Spielberg’s Cardboard Apocalypse and the Alien Invasion Fairground Ride]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-dia-de-la-revelacion-steven-spielberg-y-el-apocalipsis-extraterrestre-de-carton-piedra</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spielberg peddles yet another alien invasion—this time with carnival-grade effects and dialogue straight out of a self-help manual. The truth stings worse than those bargain-bin UFOs.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Spielberg peddles yet another alien invasion—this time with carnival-grade effects and dialogue straight out of a self-help manual. The truth stings worse than those bargain-bin UFOs.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Exorcist: A Cynical Possession]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/el-exorcista</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Devastating critique of 'The Exorcist', a terror classic with an acidic touch]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Devastating critique of 'The Exorcist', a terror classic with an acidic touch]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Euphoria: The Teen Drama HBO Sold Us as Art (And We Almost Bought It)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/euphoria-el-drama-adolescente-que-nos-vendieron-como-arte</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sam Levinson turns adolescent suffering into a neon-and-glitter spectacle, but is it cinema or an advanced tutorial on how to ruin your life with style?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sam Levinson turns adolescent suffering into a neon-and-glitter spectacle, but is it cinema or an advanced tutorial on how to ruin your life with style?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Wait: A Father’s Lament That Turned Him Into a Monster (or How Spanish Cinema Rediscovered Analog Body-Horror)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-espera-el-lamento-de-un-padre-que-se-convirtio-en-monstruo</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[F. Javier Gutiérrez exhumes rural trauma with cinematography that reeks of dried blood and a Víctor Clavijo who decomposes in real time. A gothic Andalusian horror masterpiece or just a pretentious style exercise?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[F. Javier Gutiérrez exhumes rural trauma with cinematography that reeks of dried blood and a Víctor Clavijo who decomposes in real time. A gothic Andalusian horror masterpiece or just a pretentious style exercise?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Dead Mother: The Basque Gothic That Left Us With Our Hearts in Our Throats (and Our Brains in the Freezer)**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-madre-muerta-juanma-bajo-ulloa-culto-sangriento</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa dissects trauma with butcher knives and frames that reek of mold and dried blood. Claqueta Ácida carves up his macabre masterpiece.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Juanma Bajo Ulloa dissects trauma with butcher knives and frames that reek of mold and dried blood. Claqueta Ácida carves up his macabre masterpiece.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Barbie: el plastilina del feminismo que provocó una guerra de hashtags]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/barbie-polemica-2023</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Análisis ácido de la controversia alrededor de Barbie (2023) y su explosiva recepción en redes.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Análisis ácido de la controversia alrededor de Barbie (2023) y su explosiva recepción en redes.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Obsession: A Devotion to the Abyss]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/obsesion-2026</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A caustic, nihilistic takedown of Curry Barker’s *Obsession*—where love curdles into something far more sinister]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A caustic, nihilistic takedown of Curry Barker’s *Obsession*—where love curdles into something far more sinister]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Last Jedi: La saga que cayó en la madriguera de los trolls intergalácticos]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-last-jedi-polemica</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Análisis ácido de la mayor controversia fan de Star Wars: The Last Jedi, donde la Fuerza se ahoga en debates y memes.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Análisis ácido de la mayor controversia fan de Star Wars: The Last Jedi, donde la Fuerza se ahoga en debates y memes.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**The Shield: A Bastion of Justice, a Chasm of Corruption**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-shield</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing critique of *The Shield*, the cop drama where justice and corruption tangle like rats in a sewer pipe.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing critique of *The Shield*, the cop drama where justice and corruption tangle like rats in a sewer pipe.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: A Nostalgic Joyride with a Side of Modern Blockbuster Gloss]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/he-man-2026</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Travis Knight helms an ambitious reimagining of Eternia’s classic universe, striving to balance cutting-edge digital effects with the soul and swagger of the original franchise.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Travis Knight helms an ambitious reimagining of Eternia’s classic universe, striving to balance cutting-edge digital effects with the soul and swagger of the original franchise.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Love's Irony (Mile End Kicks): A Pop-Loving, Melomaniacal Portrait of Montreal Youth]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-ironia-del-amor-2025</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Barbie Ferreira stars in a charming and witty indie rom-com that dissects the creative crises and emotional entanglements of your twenties with surgical precision.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Barbie Ferreira stars in a charming and witty indie rom-com that dissects the creative crises and emotional entanglements of your twenties with surgical precision.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Light: Fernando Franco Dredges Up the Shadows of Guilt and Redemption]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-luz-2026</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alberto San Juan stars in a gut-wrenching psychological drama about a priest grappling with the moral dilemmas and dark secrets lurking within his congregation.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alberto San Juan stars in a gut-wrenching psychological drama about a priest grappling with the moral dilemmas and dark secrets lurking within his congregation.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Night of Rot]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-noche-de</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[The night may be dark, but *The Night Of* is pitch-black—so dark it makes your soul ache]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The night may be dark, but *The Night Of* is pitch-black—so dark it makes your soul ache]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Rebuilding: Grief and the Midwest’s Melancholic Malaise, Courtesy of Max Walker-Silverman]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/rebuilding-2025</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Josh O’Connor delivers a hushed, soul-baring performance in this achingly tender indie drama about resilience and familial mending against the vast, unforgiving landscapes of the American heartland.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh O’Connor delivers a hushed, soul-baring performance in this achingly tender indie drama about resilience and familial mending against the vast, unforgiving landscapes of the American heartland.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Scary Movie: The Return of the Queens of Absurdist Humor and Slasher Parody]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/scary-movie-2026</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are back in a new installment of Scary Movie, ready to skewer the latest horror hits from A24 and Blumhouse.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are back in a new installment of Scary Movie, ready to skewer the latest horror hits from A24 and Blumhouse.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Jaws: The Film Industry’s Most Toothsome Classic]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/tiburon</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A razor-sharp dissection of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws—a film that didn’t just bite the competition but chewed it up and spat out a masterclass in terror.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A razor-sharp dissection of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws—a film that didn’t just bite the competition but chewed it up and spat out a masterclass in terror.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Gran Torino: Clint Eastwood's Last Stand]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/gran-torino</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Clint Eastwood bids farewell to cinema with an urban western that is a poignant ode to solitude and redemption]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Clint Eastwood bids farewell to cinema with an urban western that is a poignant ode to solitude and redemption]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[**Nebraska: The Delusional Road Trip**]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/nebraska-2013</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of *Nebraska*—Alexander Payne’s cinematic exercise in emotional roadkill.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of *Nebraska*—Alexander Payne’s cinematic exercise in emotional roadkill.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Persepolis: The Revolution in Black and White]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/persopolis-la-revolucion-en-blanco-y-negro</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Iranian auteur Marjane Satrapi drags us through a chiaroscuro odyssey of self-discovery and rebellion in this stark, monochrome masterpiece]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Twin Peaks: The Logical Dream of a Place That Never Existed (Or How David Lynch Turned Boredom Into Art)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/twin-peaks-el-sueno-logico-de-un-lugar-que-nunca-existio</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Lynch and Mark Frost gut the American Dream in this surreal nightmare where coffee tastes like blood and pies hide secrets darker than hell itself.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[David Lynch and Mark Frost gut the American Dream in this surreal nightmare where coffee tastes like blood and pies hide secrets darker than hell itself.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Americans: The Show That’ll Make You Question Loyalty (and Your Sanity)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-americans-serie</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A scathing, razor-sharp takedown of *The Americans*—where Cold War espionage meets marital therapy from hell]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Bear: A Kitchen Ablaze with Fire and Frenzy]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-bear</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A high-end chef joins his family’s diner. Can the flames of culinary passion salvage the chaos—or will the kitchen burn them all alive?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A high-end chef joins his family’s diner. Can the flames of culinary passion salvage the chaos—or will the kitchen burn them all alive?]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA['The Substance': When Body Horror Becomes a Metaphor for a Rotten Industry (and Nobody Notices)]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-substance-corpus-delicti-de-la-decadencia-hollywoodiense</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fargeat directs a pretentious mess where body horror is more predictable than a Netflix script. Demi Moore wastes away in vain.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Fargeat directs a pretentious mess where body horror is more predictable than a Netflix script. Demi Moore wastes away in vain.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Raging Bull: The Review That’ll Knock the Wind Out of You]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/toro-salvaje</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A devastating critique of Raging Bull. What horrors—and glories—await you?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Animal Kingdom: A Descent into Hell]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/animal-kingdom-serie</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Visceral review of 'Animal Kingdom', where family is hell]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Million Dollar Baby: The Ring’s Fable That Knocked Us Out with Its Golden Bile]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/million-dollar-baby-la-boxeadora-que-nos-rompio-el-corazon</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Clint Eastwood turns a boxing drama into a premature funeral. Maggie Fitzgerald reminds us that life itself is the real knockout.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Clint Eastwood turns a boxing drama into a premature funeral. Maggie Fitzgerald reminds us that life itself is the real knockout.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Weapons: Mass Destruction]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/weapons-2024</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Discover Claqueta Ácida's devastating review of the movie Weapons]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Discover Claqueta Ácida's devastating review of the movie Weapons]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Bosch: The Detective Who Wrecks the Competition]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/bosch-la-serie</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[A Scathing Review of Bosch, the Series That Leaves Us Begging for More]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Series</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Full Metal Jacket: The Dentures of War on the Canvas of Military Horror]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/full-metal-jacket</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[An acidic dissection of Kubrick's work, where the rage of war becomes chamber art and institutional black humor.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[An acidic dissection of Kubrick's work, where the rage of war becomes chamber art and institutional black humor.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Backrooms: El Laberinto de la Locura]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/backrooms-la-creacion-de-terror</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Análisis demoledor de la serie de terror que todos hablan.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Análisis demoledor de la serie de terror que todos hablan.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Drama: A24 destruye el romanticismo con una sobredosis de paranoia y neurosis milenial]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-drama</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña de la aclamada película de Kristoffer Borgli producida por A24. Un viaje asfixiante, incómodo y brillante sobre el colapso mental de una pareja a punto de casarse.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña de la aclamada película de Kristoffer Borgli producida por A24. Un viaje asfixiante, incómodo y brillante sobre el colapso mental de una pareja a punto de casarse.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Abigail: Ballet, ríos de hemoglobina y la peor pesadilla infantil de una banda de secuestradores de saldo]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/abigail</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Radio Silence firma un divertidísimo, sangriento e hiperbólico slasher de vampiros dentro de una mansión donde una bailarina de doce años es el monstruo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Radio Silence firma un divertidísimo, sangriento e hiperbólico slasher de vampiros dentro de una mansión donde una bailarina de doce años es el monstruo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Alleluia - La pasión asesina e insana llevada a su extremo más carnal]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/alleluia</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz reinterpreta el mito de los asesinos de corazones solitarios en un torbellino febril de celos, sumisión y sangre encabezado por Lola Dueñas.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz reinterpreta el mito de los asesinos de corazones solitarios en un torbellino febril de celos, sumisión y sangre encabezado por Lola Dueñas.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Alta Tensión (Haute Tension): El brutal pistoletazo de salida del Nuevo Extremismo Francés]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/alta-tension</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja conmocionó las pantallas mundiales con una carnicería rural sin concesiones, redefinida por un ritmo endiablado y un giro final que divide a la cinefilia seria.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Among the Living: La niñez perdida, el slasher de la América profunda transportado a la campiña francesa]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/among-the-living</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo y Maury fusionan el espíritu de 'Stand by Me' con el slasher rural ultraviolento tipo 'La matanza de Texas' en una obra tosca y física.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Baskin: El infierno no es un lugar, es una comisaría turca]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/baskin</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Can Evrenol reinventa el horror otomano con un descenso literal a los infiernos, donde el gore surrealista y la mitología oscura se funden en una pesadilla imborrable.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Can Evrenol reinventa el horror otomano con un descenso literal a los infiernos, donde el gore surrealista y la mitología oscura se funden en una pesadilla imborrable.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Blue Ruin: La venganza cutre, la torpeza humana y el fin del mito del justiciero infalible]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/blue-ruin</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jeremy Saulnier reinventa el cine de venganza con un retrato seco, tenso y desesperantemente realista sobre las desastrosas consecuencias de la violencia.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Jeremy Saulnier reinventa el cine de venganza con un retrato seco, tenso y desesperantemente realista sobre las desastrosas consecuencias de la violencia.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Brawl in Cell Block 99: Huesos astillados, Vince Vaughn como apisonadora y el calvario carcelario más salvaje del siglo]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/brawl-in-cell-block-99</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[S. Craig Zahler firma un thriller criminal y carcelario asombrosamente seco, pausado y brutal, con un Vince Vaughn mastodóntico e implacable.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Calvaire - La cumbre del terror rural y la obsesión enfermiza en la Bélgica profunda]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/calvaire</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz debuta con una obra cumbre del cine transgresor europeo, un calvario neblinoso e incómodo que disecciona la soledad y la demencia rural.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Censor: La demencia analógica y la nostalgia podrida del Video Nasty]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Prano Bailey-Bond firma un fascinante viaje psicológico y metacinematográfico al corazón de la histeria censora británica de los años 80.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Christine: El romance mecánico más tóxico y brillante de la historia del cine]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/christine-1983</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter coge la novela homónima de Stephen King y la tunea para firmar una apabullante fábula sobre la obsesión adolescente, el rock and roll y un Plymouth Fury del 58 con celos enfermizos.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Infierno Bajo el Agua (Crawl): Cocodrilos gigantes, inundaciones claustrofóbicas y ritmo sin grasa]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/crawl-infierno</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja firma una montaña rusa de serie B inmaculada sobre una nadadora atrapada en un sótano inundado por un huracán de categoría 5 con caimanes gigantes de Florida.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Canino (Dogtooth): El experimento de aislamiento familiar más perturbador e incómodo]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos irrumpe en el cine mundial con una sátira de terror psicológico sobre un padre que mantiene a sus tres hijos aislados del mundo mediante palabras inventadas.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Don't Talk to Me: El origen analógico del horror telefónico y el laboratorio creativo de los gemelos Philippou]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Analizamos la inquietante y gamberra pieza corta seminal de los hermanos Philippou que cimentó las bases visuales de su posterior éxito internacional.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Analizamos la inquietante y gamberra pieza corta seminal de los hermanos Philippou que cimentó las bases visuales de su posterior éxito internacional.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Dragged Across Concrete: Plomo derretido, cinismo crepuscular y la asfixia moral del asfalto norteamericano]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[S. Craig Zahler firma un monumental y nihilista thriller neo-noir de asaltos, policías corruptos y violencia seca que dura casi tres horas de suspense.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Frontière(s): The New French Extremism Goes on a Picnic to the Slaughterhouse]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Xavier Gens signs one of the most brutal, dirty, and visceral films of contemporary European cinema, mixing social unrest and rural cannibalism.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Green Room: Punk rock, cúteres de carnicero y la asfixia letal en un búnker neonazi]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jeremy Saulnier firma un thriller de supervivencia ultra-violento, tenso y claustrofóbico que encierra a una banda punk en una trampa mortal sin salida.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Halloween: La noche en que el mal puro se vistió con máscara barata y caminó despacio]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/halloween-1978</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter inventa las reglas del slasher moderno con un presupuesto ridículo, tres notas de piano y un asesino sin rostro que personifica el terror suburbano.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hitman: La tijera corporativa destroza el código de barras de Xavier Gens]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/hitman</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[La incursión hollywoodiense de Xavier Gens se saldó con un thriller de acción entretenido pero mutilado sin piedad por las garras censoras de la Fox.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[In the Earth: Psicodelia forestal, esporas mutantes y la caída en la demencia de la naturaleza]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/in-the-earth</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ben Wheatley rueda en plena pandemia un viaje lisérgico y alucinante de folk horror, ciencia ficción y mutilación en los bosques profundos.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Inexorable - El parásito de la obsesión literaria y la burguesía decadente]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/inexorable</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz teje un thriller psicológico obsesivo, elegante e implacable ambientado en una mansión que esconde secretos creativos inconfesables.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[À l'intérieur: La sinfonía del dolor definitivo con tijeras de costura]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/inside-al-interieur</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo, Maury y la complicidad extrema de la época firman el 'home invasion' más sangriento, poético e implacable de la historia del cine.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bustillo, Maury y la complicidad extrema de la época firman el 'home invasion' más sangriento, poético e implacable de la historia del cine.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Kill List: Domesticidad rota, sicarios de saldo y el abismo insondable del folk horror británico]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ben Wheatley mezcla el drama social de cocina británico con el cine de sicarios y el folk horror pagano más devastador del siglo XXI.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Killing Ground: La implacable carnicería del outback australiano]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/killing-ground</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Damien Power entrega un survival salvaje y seco que desmonta el lirismo rural australiano para transformarlo en una cacería humana angustiosa y claustrofóbica.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Damien Power entrega un survival salvaje y seco que desmonta el lirismo rural australiano para transformarlo en una cacería humana angustiosa y claustrofóbica.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[El Sacrificio de un Ciervo Sagrado: El castigo cuántico de la tragedia griega en un hospital gélido]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/killing-sacred-deer</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos coge el mito clásico de Eurípides e inyecta una pesadilla clínica implacable, donde la culpa de un cirujano desata una maldición física insoportable.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos coge el mito clásico de Eurípides e inyecta una pesadilla clínica implacable, donde la culpa de un cirujano desata una maldición física insoportable.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Las Colinas Tienen Ojos: El milagro del remake que superó al clásico con rabia radiactiva]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/las-colinas-tienen-ojos</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja coge la obra clásica de Wes Craven y la transforma en una salvaje, sangrienta e insoportable pesadilla de supervivencia desértica y canibalismo mutante.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja coge la obra clásica de Wes Craven y la transforma en una salvaje, sangrienta e insoportable pesadilla de supervivencia desértica y canibalismo mutante.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Leatherface: Carretera, fango y psicopatía tejana sin anestesia digital]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/leatherface-gens</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo y Maury cruzan el charco para parir una precuela sucia, violenta e impredecible que dinamita el mito de la motosierra desde sus cimientos.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Livide: Danza de sangre, muñecas muertas y la pesadilla gótica definitiva del extremismo francés]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo y Maury abandonan la brutalidad sucia de 'Inside' para parir un hermosísimo y perverso cuento de hadas gótico de vampirismo y decadencia.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[No te Sueltes (Never Let Go): Cuerdas de supervivencia, paranoia forestal y traumas familiares]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/never-let-go</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja aparca momentáneamente su faceta más gamberra para encerrarnos en un thriller de terror psicológico boscoso donde una cuerda es la única frontera con el fin del mundo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alexandre Aja aparca momentáneamente su faceta más gamberra para encerrarnos en un thriller de terror psicológico boscoso donde una cuerda es la única frontera con el fin del mundo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Pobres Criaturas (Poor Things): Emma Stone dinamita el mito de Frankenstein con sexo, color y cinismo victoriano]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos firma un deslumbrante, operístico e hipersexualizado delirio steampunk sobre la emancipación femenina más salvaje y divertida del cine contemporáneo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos firma un deslumbrante, operístico e hipersexualizado delirio steampunk sobre la emancipación femenina más salvaje y divertida del cine contemporáneo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[El Príncipe de las Tinieblas: Cuando Satán es un líquido verde y la física cuántica rige el apocalipsis]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/prince-of-darkness-1987</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter une la teología religiosa con la física de partículas en una joya claustrofóbica y pesadillesca sobre un cilindro de líquido verde y el fin del mundo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter une la teología religiosa con la física de partículas en una joya claustrofóbica y pesadillesca sobre un cilindro de líquido verde y el fin del mundo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Resten descansa en paz: El duelo nórdico y la sobrecogedora resurrección del silencio]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Thea Hvistendahl firma una bellísima, melancólica y dolorosa reinterpretación del mito zombi, centrada en el duelo y el desgarro existencial de la pérdida.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Thea Hvistendahl firma una bellísima, melancólica y dolorosa reinterpretación del mito zombi, centrada en el duelo y el desgarro existencial de la pérdida.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Saint Maud: La hipnótica crucifixión de la cordura y el delirio místico]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Rose Glass firma con A24 una de las óperas primas más deslumbrantes del horror psicológico moderno, explorando la delgada línea entre el éxtasis religioso y la psicosis clínica.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Sightseers: Vacaciones en caravana, comedia negra hilarante y homicidios campestres con sabor británico]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ben Wheatley firma una negrísima, costumbrista y divertidísima comedia de asesinos en serie rurales que viajan en una caravana retro por Inglaterra.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Sinner: La pesadilla analógica y el laberinto surrealista de la culpa]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Michael Shanks desdibuja los límites de la cordura en un cortometraje australiano de atmósfera enfermiza, donde la distorsión formal y el horror abstracto convergen en un abismo moral.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Michael Shanks desdibuja los límites de la cordura en un cortometraje australiano de atmósfera enfermiza, donde la distorsión formal y el horror abstracto convergen en un abismo moral.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Talk to Me (Háblame): Posesiones virales, la mano de yeso y el duelo adolescente transformado en adicción demoníaca]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Los hermanos Philippou debutan con un bombazo de terror de A24 asfixiante, físico e hiperrealista que reinventa el cine de posesiones para la era de TikTok.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Chaser: La caza del diablo entre el fango, el sudor y la incompetencia burocrática]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Na Hong-jin irrumpe en el panorama internacional con un thriller criminal ultraviolento, asfixiante y realista que redefine el cine negro coreano.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Na Hong-jin irrumpe en el panorama internacional con un thriller criminal ultraviolento, asfixiante y realista que redefine el cine negro coreano.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Dark and the Wicked - La desolación absoluta del diablo que habita en el luto rural]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bryan Bertino firma una de las películas más oscuras, nihilistas y aterradoras del terror contemporáneo, donde el dolor de la pérdida abre paso al mal absoluto.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Deep House: Mansiones encantadas bajo el agua y YouTubers sin oxígeno]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo & Maury nos sumergen en un lago recóndito de Francia para rodar una de las propuestas visuales más complejas e interesantes del terror reciente.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Devil's Candy - El lienzo de Satanás pintado con riffs de heavy metal]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-devils-candy</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sean Byrne regresa con un lienzo de horror auditivo y visual donde el arte extremo, las guitarras eléctricas y la posesión demoníaca colisionan.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sean Byrne regresa con un lienzo de horror auditivo y visual donde el arte extremo, las guitarras eléctricas y la posesión demoníaca colisionan.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Divide: Un crucero de lujo directo a la cloaca del alma humana]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-divide</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Xavier Gens nos encierra en un búnker postapocalíptico para firmar un estudio psicológico asfixiante, insalubre y dolorosamente nihilista.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[La Niebla (The Fog): Fantasmas marineros, bruma luminosa y cuentos de hoguera]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter firma un bellísimo homenaje a la literatura de terror clásico con una historia de espectros náuticos, faros costeros y secretos fundacionales manchados de sangre.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Carpenter firma un bellísimo homenaje a la literatura de terror clásico con una historia de espectros náuticos, faros costeros y secretos fundacionales manchados de sangre.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Langosta (The Lobster): La distopía definitiva sobre el emparejamiento forzoso y el amor mutante]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yorgos Lanthimos debuta en inglés con una brillantísima sátira de humor negro sobre un hotel fascista donde los solteros deben encontrar pareja en 45 días o ser transformados en animales.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Loved Ones - El baile de graduación más sangriento y desquiciado de la historia]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-loved-ones</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sean Byrne irrumpe en el panorama del terror australiano con una joya de sadismo rosa y tensión asfixiante que redefine el torture porn.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sean Byrne irrumpe en el panorama del terror australiano con una joya de sadismo rosa y tensión asfixiante que redefine el torture porn.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Monster - Terror de carretera bajo la lluvia y la dolorosa redención de una madre]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bryan Bertino fusiona el drama íntimo de la adicción con el horror clásico de monstruos, creando una obra claustrofóbica, húmeda y desgarradora.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Sadness: El apocalipsis de la depravación humana y el gore pandémico definitivo]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Rob Jabbaz revienta el cine de infectados con un torrente de ultraviolencia destructiva y depravada que redefine los límites del gore contemporáneo.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Soul Eater: Leyendas macabras de montaña, niños perdidos y casquería rural]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bustillo y Maury vuelven en 2024 con un thriller policíaco-gótico oscuro, sucio y asfixiante ambientado en los bosques profundos de Francia.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Strangers - La obra maestra de la invasión doméstica y el terror de lo absurdo]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bryan Bertino firma un clásico absoluto del suspenso minimalista, convirtiendo una cabaña aislada en un patíbulo de angustia implacable.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bryan Bertino firma un clásico absoluto del suspenso minimalista, convirtiendo una cabaña aislada en un patíbulo de angustia implacable.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[La Cosa (The Thing): La obra cumbre de la paranoia helada y la carne mutante]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[John Carpenter firma su mayor logro artístico en la Antártida, combinando la desconfianza nihilista de la Guerra Fría con los efectos prácticos más demenciales de la historia del cine.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Wailing (El Extraño): Chamanismo, peste demoníaca y la caída existencial de la fe rural]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-wailing-el-extrano</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Na Hong-jin firma una de las mayores obras maestras del terror del siglo XXI con un relato de chamanes, demonios y conspiración rural que destruye la razón.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Yellow Sea: La odisea mugrienta del lobo siberiano, hachazos y desesperación fronteriza]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Na Hong-jin duplica la apuesta por la violencia física, la desesperación humana y el ritmo frenético en una trágica epopeya criminal sin redención.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Together: La asfixia de la codependencia y el horror del encierro doméstico]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Michael Shanks convierte el confinamiento de una pareja en una pesadilla de terror corporal y toxicidad psicológica, donde el amor y la repulsión física se fusionan de forma grotesca.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Michael Shanks convierte el confinamiento de una pareja en una pesadilla de terror corporal y toxicidad psicológica, donde el amor y la repulsión física se fusionan de forma grotesca.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trauma: El horror extremo chileno y las cicatrices insoportables de la dictadura]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lucio A. Rojas firma una de las películas más brutales, despiadadas y políticamente controvertidas del cine extremo latinoamericano.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Vinyan - El dolor materno y la locura ancestral en la humedad de la selva]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fabrice Du Welz filma un descenso febril y sensorial al infierno del luto y la pérdida, ambientado en las entrañas de una jungla que devora la razón.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Madame Web: La telaraña de la desidia cinematográfica]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[S.J. Clarkson intenta tejer un thriller de superhéroes sin superhéroes, sin acción y con un guion que parece redactado por un generador automático de excusas baratas.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Mummy: La momificación de la cordura familiar]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lee Cronin coge el clásico de Universal, le quita las vendas doradas de la nostalgia y lo arrastra al fango del body-horror visceral y la posesión demoníaca.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Lee Cronin coge el clásico de Universal, le quita las vendas doradas de la nostalgia y lo arrastra al fango del body-horror visceral y la posesión demoníaca.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Mandalorian and Grogu: Dos horas de nostalgia enlatada y venta masiva de peluches]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña de la película de Star Wars dirigida por Jon Favreau. Un largometraje que se siente como un capítulo estirado de televisión con el único fin de salvar la división de merchandising de Disney.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña de la película de Star Wars dirigida por Jon Favreau. Un largometraje que se siente como un capítulo estirado de televisión con el único fin de salvar la división de merchandising de Disney.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Eden Lake: El calvario rural a manos de la crueldad juvenil]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[James Watkins debutó con un implacable y brutal thriller de supervivencia sobre la violencia de pandillas de adolescentes y el clasismo en la campiña inglesa.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[James Watkins debutó con un implacable y brutal thriller de supervivencia sobre la violencia de pandillas de adolescentes y el clasismo en la campiña inglesa.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[El diablo viste de Prada 2: El retorno innecesario de las marcas de lujo y la nostalgia corporativa]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña de la secuela de la icónica comedia de moda. Miranda Priestly regresa para intentar salvar la moribunda prensa de papel a golpe de abusos laborales con estilo y presupuestos millonarios.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Michael: El fastuoso y extremadamente higienizado altar de oro al Rey del Pop]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña del ambicioso biopic musical de Michael Jackson dirigido por Antoine Fuqua. Un espectáculo técnico y coreográfico deslumbrante que patina a la hora de abordar las sombras reales del mito.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[La canción de la bruja]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-cancion-de-la-bruja</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Una polémica en la industria del entretenimiento sobre el uso de música en las películas sin permiso de los autores.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Una polémica en la industria del entretenimiento sobre el uso de música en las películas sin permiso de los autores.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Rivales (Challengers): El sudoroso, sexy y tecnificado ménage à trois de Guadagnino a ritmo de sintetizadores]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/challengers</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Luca Guadagnino transforma el tenis en un deporte de altísima tensión erótica y psicológica en un vibrante duelo a tres bandas.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Luca Guadagnino transforma el tenis en un deporte de altísima tensión erótica y psicológica en un vibrante duelo a tres bandas.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Impacto (Blow Out): El sonido del crimen bajo la lupa barroca de De Palma]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/blow-out</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad del thriller conspiranoico definitivo de Brian De Palma. Analizamos la obsesión por el sonido, los trucos visuales del suspense y un final demoledor.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad del thriller conspiranoico definitivo de Brian De Palma. Analizamos la obsesión por el sonido, los trucos visuales del suspense y un final demoledor.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Grave (Raw): Despertar vegetariano con regusto a carne humana]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/raw-grave</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau debutó en el largometraje con una salvaje y exquisita fábula caníbal sobre la madurez, las novatadas universitarias y los apetitos prohibidos.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau debutó en el largometraje con una salvaje y exquisita fábula caníbal sobre la madurez, las novatadas universitarias y los apetitos prohibidos.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Nosferatu: El glorioso y gótico renacimiento del vampiro de Eggers]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/nosferatu</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Robert Eggers resucita el clásico inmortal del vampirismo con una sublime, tenebrosa y sudorosa sinfonía de sombras, ratas y obsesión carnal.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robert Eggers resucita el clásico inmortal del vampirismo con una sublime, tenebrosa y sudorosa sinfonía de sombras, ratas y obsesión carnal.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[El Faro: Locura monótona teñida de keroseno y mitología marina]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/the-lighthouse</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Robert Eggers encierra a Willem Dafoe y Robert Pattinson en una roca inhóspita para regalarnos un hipnótico delirio marítimo en blanco y negro.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Matar a Dios: El apocalipsis absurdo de la miseria familiar]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/matar-a-dios</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Caye Casas debutó junto a Albert Pintó en una hilarante, cruel y negrísima farsa satírica donde Dios es un vagabundo enano que obliga a una familia disfuncional a elegir el fin del mundo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Caye Casas debutó junto a Albert Pintó en una hilarante, cruel y negrísima farsa satírica donde Dios es un vagabundo enano que obliga a una familia disfuncional a elegir el fin del mundo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[I Spit on Your Grave: La catarsis de la venganza sin límites]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/i-spit-on-your-grave</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Steven R. Monroe firmó el polémico y salvaje remake del clásico de explotación de 1978: un visceral relato de humillación, supervivencia y venganza descarnada.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Steven R. Monroe firmó el polémico y salvaje remake del clásico de explotación de 1978: un visceral relato de humillación, supervivencia y venganza descarnada.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hereditary: El calvario definitivo del duelo familiar]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/hereditary</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ari Aster irrumpió en la dirección de terror con un demoledor y perturbador ensayo sobre el duelo hereditario, la locura materna y la presencia del demonio Paimon.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ari Aster irrumpió en la dirección de terror con un demoledor y perturbador ensayo sobre el duelo hereditario, la locura materna y la presencia del demonio Paimon.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Asesinos natos: Oliver Stone filma un videoclip desquiciado sobre la violencia mediática]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/natural-born-killers</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad de 'Asesinos natos' ('Natural Born Killers') (1994). Analizamos la sátira descontrolada de Oliver Stone y Quentin Tarantino sobre la fama criminal.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Le Corbeau (El Cuervo): La obra maestra que puso de acuerdo a nazis y comunistas para odiar a Clouzot]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/la-leyenda-de-la-palma-de-oro</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Análisis corrosivo de 'Le Corbeau' (1943), el thriller psicológico de Henri-Georges Clouzot que disecciona el veneno de la delación en la Francia ocupada.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Análisis corrosivo de 'Le Corbeau' (1943), el thriller psicológico de Henri-Georges Clouzot que disecciona el veneno de la delación en la Francia ocupada.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Vértigo: Hitchcock y la necrofilia romántica de Hollywood]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica destructiva y analítica de 'Vértigo' ('Vertigo'), la obra cumbre del suspense de Alfred Hitchcock. Un descenso a la obsesión psicológica y el fetichismo visual.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[One Battle After Another: Paul Thomas Anderson se pierde con gusto en el laberinto de Pynchon]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/one-battle-after-another</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Analizamos la gran ganadora de los Oscars 2026. Una odisea de conspiración setentera rodada en 35mm que maravilla a los estetas y agota a los mortales.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Autopsy of Jane Doe: The Frostbitten Forensics of Witchcraft]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/autopsy-jane-doe</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[André Øvredal locks Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch in an underground morgue to dissect the corpse of a medieval witch in this suffocatingly clinical thriller.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[André Øvredal locks Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch in an underground morgue to dissect the corpse of a medieval witch in this suffocatingly clinical thriller.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Gladiator II: La decadencia romana de Ridley Scott a base de tiburones digitales y sobredosis de testosterona]]></title>
      <link>https://claquetaacida.com/en/criticas/gladiator-ii</link>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña de la esperada secuela de Ridley Scott. Un espectáculo colosal que brilla en sus combates marinos pero carece de la nobleza dramática y la mística del clásico original.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña de la esperada secuela de Ridley Scott. Un espectáculo colosal que brilla en sus combates marinos pero carece de la nobleza dramática y la mística del clásico original.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Globos de Oro 2026: Alcohol, chistes incómodos y la primera criba de la temporada]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crónica de la 83ª edición de los Globos de Oro. Analizamos los ganadores, los discursos de agradecimiento más tensos y la barra libre de Hollywood.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Crónica de la 83ª edición de los Globos de Oro. Analizamos los ganadores, los discursos de agradecimiento más tensos y la barra libre de Hollywood.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Polémicas</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[El Verdugo: Berlanga y la comedia negra que retrató la España más gris]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica y análisis en profundidad de 'El Verdugo' (1963), la obra maestra indiscutible de Luis García Berlanga y Rafael Azcona. La mejor comedia negra sobre la pena de muerte.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Taxi Driver: Scorsese filma las alcantarillas de Nueva York con poesía nocturna]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad de 'Taxi Driver' (1976), la obra maestra de Martin Scorsese y Paul Schrader. Un descenso febril a la alienación urbana, las pistolas ocultas y el insomnio.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dr. Cinismo)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Sinners: Vampiros, racismo y 16 nominaciones al Oscar para un cascarón vacío]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña del thriller de terror vampírico sureño de Ryan Coogler. Un espectáculo estético soberbio que peca de efectismo y pretenciosidad dramática.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Reseña del thriller de terror vampírico sureño de Ryan Coogler. Un espectáculo estético soberbio que peca de efectismo y pretenciosidad dramática.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Silvia Mordaz)</author>
      <category>Estrenos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Barbarian: Terror inmobiliario de Airbnb y sótanos sin fin]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Zach Cregger debuta en el terror de forma espectacular y suicida, partiendo su película por la mitad para darnos el Airbnb más peligroso del mundo.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Zach Cregger debuta en el terror de forma espectacular y suicida, partiendo su película por la mitad para darnos el Airbnb más peligroso del mundo.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Bone Tomahawk: Western clásico con aderezo de antropofagia brutal]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[S. Craig Zahler debutó en la dirección de forma colosal, hibridando con paciencia y diálogos de autor el western crepuscular con el body-horror caníbal más descarnado.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[S. Craig Zahler debutó en la dirección de forma colosal, hibridando con paciencia y diálogos de autor el western crepuscular con el body-horror caníbal más descarnado.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Valeria Von Doom)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Titane: La colisión visceral de metal, fluidos y amor mutante]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau escandalizó y conquistó el Festival de Cannes con una hipnótica, violenta y tierna odisea sobre híbridos humanos, coches y redención familiar.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Julia Ducournau escandalizó y conquistó el Festival de Cannes con una hipnótica, violenta y tierna odisea sobre híbridos humanos, coches y redención familiar.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
      <category>Perros Verdes</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Fight Club: El club de la lucha, o cómo Fincher rodó la comedia satírica definitiva de los 90]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad de 'El club de la lucha' (1999). Analizamos la obra de culto de David Fincher sobre el consumismo, la crisis de masculinidad y el jabón humano.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Crítica en profundidad de 'El club de la lucha' (1999). Analizamos la obra de culto de David Fincher sobre el consumismo, la crisis de masculinidad y el jabón humano.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
      <category>Clásicos</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Midsommar: Terapia de pareja sueca a plena luz del día]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ari Aster demuestra que no hay nada más terrorífico que un festival folk escandinavo, la codependencia emocional y los trajes de flores gigantes.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ari Aster demuestra que no hay nada más terrorífico que un festival folk escandinavo, la codependencia emocional y los trajes de flores gigantes.]]></content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Dante Sangre)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Ghostland: El laberinto mental de la supervivencia al trauma]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Pascal Laugier regresa con un asfixiante, incómodo e inteligente juego de espejos sobre el escapismo mental, la violencia y las secuelas del abuso infantil.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Odin Lagbert)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Pearl: El psicótico arcoíris del Technicolor rural]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ti West y Mia Goth unen fuerzas en un fascinante y desquiciado slasher retro que rinde homenaje al melodrama clásico de Hollywood y a las mentes desquiciadas.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[En la hierba alta: El bucle temporal de la vegetación infinita]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Vincenzo Natali adapta a Stephen King y Joe Hill convirtiendo un inocente campo de cultivo en un asfixiante laberinto de bucles temporales y rocas cósmicas.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Tren a Busan: Zombis a toda velocidad y en primera clase]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yeon Sang-ho firmó uno de los mejores thrillers de acción y terror zombi de la historia reciente, convirtiendo un trayecto de tren de alta velocidad en un asfixiante infierno social.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[It Follows: La maldición de transmisión sexual más elegante y lenta del cine]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[David Robert Mitchell revolucionó el terror independiente con una hipnótica y bella pesadilla sobre la paranoia adolescente, el SIDA latente y la muerte andante.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Déjame Salir: El racismo progre diseccionado con bisturí]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jordan Peele debutó en la dirección con una brillante y afilada sátira de terror social sobre hipnosis, hipocresía liberal en los suburbios y trasplantes neuronales.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Civil War: La gélida, impecable y aterradora postal del colapso estadounidense de Alex Garland]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alex Garland nos sumerge en una pesadilla distópica e incómoda que rehúsa dar explicaciones políticas para centrarse en la insensibilización del periodismo de guerra.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Funny Games: Haneke nos tortura con una sonrisa sádica y nos encanta]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Crítica satírica e incómoda del clásico moderno del cine austriaco de Michael Haneke. Un ensayo meta-cinematográfico que humilla al espectador por su sed de violencia.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Bastian Noir)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[X: El sangriento despertar del slasher analógico]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ti West rinde un brillante, sucio y lascivo homenaje al cine porno independiente de los años 70 y a los clásicos del slasher rural en una granja de Texas.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Maximiliano Z.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[2001: Odisea del espacio - Un simio, un monolito y dos horas de pretenciosidad cósmica]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Analizamos la obra maestra de Stanley Kubrick. Un festín visual de minimalismo e hipnosis espacial que consagró la ciencia ficción seria y aburrió a media humanidad.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Parásitos: La disección humorística más afilada de la lucha de clases]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Bong Joon-ho firma una joya cinematográfica que cruza géneros con soltura, partiendo del humor negro de enredos inmobiliarios para culminar en una sangrienta tragedia social.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Martyrs: El calvario insoportable de la trascendencia]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Pascal Laugier firma la obra cumbre del nuevo extremismo francés: un devastador descenso a la violencia sistemática y la búsqueda mística del más allá.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Héctor Veneno)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Mad Max: Furiosa - El desierto sigue brillante, el guion no tanto]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Analizamos el nuevo estreno de George Miller. Una delicia visual que peca de estirarse más que un chicle en el asfalto caliente.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Lúa Ácida)</author>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hamnet: Chloé Zhao filma la muerte de un niño y nos arranca lágrimas analógicas]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Reseña de 'Hamnet'. La adaptación de la novela de Maggie O'Farrell se corona como una obra de arte desgarradora con una Jessie Buckley magistral.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>rss@claquetaacida.com (Camilo K.O.)</author>
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